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[dbar]

Found this amusing 2

[dbar]

***tap tap tap*** is this thing on?

[gloryholeprincess]

Found this amusing

This looks like one of those moments that he could regret if the shark's head went the other way.

A member sent this to me the other day.
Piper

[Brian1453]

Dbar, thanks for the funny bit about "....keeping the umbrella". Very funny.

Piper, same for the "Carol" pic. An old joke but still a funny one. Have to CAREFULLY watch for those eye pop shots.

[Brian1453]

Starting to get cold here in Illinois. So you know what that means. Time to start thinking about shopping for Christmas. So here are a few of the gifts I am thinking about this year.

With gasoline prices just getting worse and worse maybe that special someone on your list would appreciate the latest in bovine transportation. Not exactly gas free but it can also mow your lawn for you.

[Brian1453]

Okay, what do you get the hard-charging, overstressed person on your list? Well you could get them a regular Newton's Cradle. Work off some stress and watch the laws of physics in motion. Or, you could spend a little more and show them you REALLY care and get them the adult version. My guess is they will figure out quite a few ways to work off some stress.

[Brian1453]

For the card players out there here is the perfect card table. Easy to move, goes with any decor, open for many different types of games and if you just absolutely want to beat that card champ make sure you seat them on an end. Of course, you might just want to save that spot for yourself.

[andyr21uk]

I bet there is more than one person from this site who can relate to this. Worth watching for the final line of the song alone.

Broken-Hearted (Jon Lajoie) :

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZhXAh7BC0&feature=plcp

[zigy]

a joke and a pic...
A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort
for a vacation. After a week he joined them in
the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel
room he wanted to make love to his wife and
gave her "the look". Whispering under her
breath, the wife says "No darling, we can't do
it here, our kid is watching!" Husband replies,
"You're right, lets go to the beach."
After a while they make their way to the
bea
ch, they start to make love on an empty
beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks up
to them. "Put your cloths on immediately,
shame on you, you can't do that in public!"
Embarrassed, the husband admits "You are
right, but I had a moment of weakness. We
hadn't seen each other for an entire week.
Now, I'm a policeman too, and it would be very
embarrassing if you fine me."
The cop thought for a second and said "Don't
worry... you are a colleague and it is your first
time. But this is the third time I caught this
bitch making love on this beach in the last
week and she will have to pay."

[zigy]

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.