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GIRL: Hi! My name's Daphne!
ME: Hi, I'm ... er ... I'm .... oh fuck! ... Jesus
GIRL: You're Jesus?
ME: No, I'm - I mean - er ... nnnnnnnnnn
GIRL: Are you ok?
ME: nnnnn ... it's your ... Jesus ... your ti ... the size of ... Jesus ... nnnnnnnnn
GIRL: Seriously, Are you ok? Is there something wrong with your breathing???
Me: nnnnn .... nnnnnnn ....
nnnnnnnnnnnnn....
aw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w ......
GIRL: Oh God.
ME: Have you got a tissue?