Here, here! Both the word and the object conjures up about the worst single thing that's happened to eroticism in the last two centuries.Originally Posted by SeedFeeder
Here, here! Both the word and the object conjures up about the worst single thing that's happened to eroticism in the last two centuries.
Knockers is weird.
"Bitch" stops the action for me, always.
The "C" word out of the wrong mouth can be worse than Bitch. Other times I like hearing the word Cunt. Usually like "I can't believe that dildo fits in your little Cunt you Whore." That has been in use a lot lately.
It is nice to have you on here, Filthycumslut.
Piper
its nice to be the girl bent over and having the tights( heres where i edit and say i really mean fishnets) ripped and being used tooI dunno, I find there is something quite thrilling and very satisfying in bending a woman over, ripping her tights/pantyhose open at the crotch, pulling her panties to the side and fuckin her with all her clothes still on.
Sometimes its sexy to be a Neanderthal, almost feral even!!feral, rotten, nast fucking! yay!
Last edited by filthycumslut; 12-28-2010 at 05:43 PM.
i never have a problem with those words, unless its outside the bedroom...or couch..or car...or fucking space!Knockers is weird.
"Bitch" stops the action for me, always.
The "C" word out of the wrong mouth can be worse than Bitch. Other times I like hearing the word Cunt. Usually like "I can't believe that dildo fits in your little Cunt you Whore." That has been in use a lot lately.
It is nice to have you on here, Filthycumslut.
Piperbut i know a lot of girls do so i can see that.
and how does that dildo fit inside your tight little cunt piper?!
tehehe
My mood-killers are boobies, "down there", hoo-hah and wiener. Use your grown-up words, sweetie! I actually laughed when I heard "want me to suck your wiener?"
Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys. What's a little pre- or post-cum on the bedspread, carpet, etc. when you just had a mouthful?
i totally agree. use grown up words!!!!! i hate to hear any kind of babytalk when girls do that, even worse when they get their guys to do it too, its not cute at all!!!My mood-killers are boobies, "down there", hoo-hah and wiener. Use your grown-up words, sweetie! I actually laughed when I heard "want me to suck your wiener?"
Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys. What's a little pre- or post-cum on the bedspread, carpet, etc. when you just had a mouthful?
and seriously...fucking should be messy. messy dirty rotten and filthy!!
Some Light Relief!!
That put me in mind of this old classic:
"How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex...
...Wipe your dick on the curtains."
Ba Da Boom!!
or
"Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb...
...IT JUST DOES ALL RIGHT!"
or even
"What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull...
...Lipstick"
Ok, just kidding, I will stop now just in case any of you gals out there decide it's clobbering time!!
I have to agree with that, they are just not attractive items to me.
And they say the age of chivalry is dead
no those are great! i love it! keep em commin!...what do you do when your dishwasher breaks? smack the bitch!That put me in mind of this old classic:
"How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex...
...Wipe your dick on the curtains."
Ba Da Boom!!
or
"Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb...
...IT JUST DOES ALL RIGHT!"
or even
"What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull...
...Lipstick"
Ok, just kidding, I will stop now just in case any of you gals out there decide it's clobbering time!!
I warn you, I have a million like them, just ready to be unleashed!!
Last edited by alkie; 12-29-2010 at 12:47 AM.
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