(sung to the tune of "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas")
Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year.
Lotsa elves, with lovely shelves, and red-furred white-trimmed rears.
Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when you walk down the street,
Say hello, to girls who show, their reindeer-rumps so sweet.
Oh, ho! Hang mistletoe, at your belt for her to see.
Some hottie waits for you, kissing from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year.
The egg nog, from your yule log, will fill her cup with cheer.
Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when a girl trims your tree
Stand below, her ladder so, her balsam fir you'll see
Oh, ho! Her Camel-Toe! Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you. Stuff it, once for me!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas, with a case or two of beer.
Get her blotty! Have a hottie naughty Christmas, this year!