Winstanley's World Of Wonder

[Lord_Daemon]

(sung to the tune of "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas")

Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year.
Lotsa elves, with lovely shelves, and red-furred white-trimmed rears.

Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when you walk down the street,
Say hello, to girls who show, their reindeer-rumps so sweet.

Oh, ho! Hang mistletoe, at your belt for her to see.
Some hottie waits for you, kissing from her knees!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year.
The egg nog, from your yule log, will fill her cup with cheer.

Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when a girl trims your tree
Stand below, her ladder so, her balsam fir you'll see

Oh, ho! Her Camel-Toe! Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you. Stuff it, once for me!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas, with a case or two of beer.
Get her blotty! Have a hottie naughty Christmas, this year!

[yuri]

I saw Mommy sucking Saaaan-ta Claus...

[Lord_Daemon]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook.
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six-pack of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.
A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"

[Lord_Daemon]

(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")

Stroke on my,
lick on my,
suck on my cock,
You don't wanna screw, so here's what you do.

Unzip me,
and strip me,
and show me you care,
Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.

Reach for my,
grab for my,
pull out my cock.
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.

Start licking
and slurping,
my dick will get firm.
Soon you'll be tasting sperm.

Do it right now,
and don't bite now.
Drag your tongue across my meat.
If you give head,
there's no need to spread.
By now you should know blowjobs can't be beat!

Faster now,
deeper now,
into your throat.
The secret is not to choke!
Take my shaft by its pace,
stuff the whole thing in your face!
That's how you suck on my cock!

You make my dick swell,
as I moan and yell,
Heed the warning when I scream.
Although your throat is sore,
you'll have to open more,
to gasp for breath before I shoot my cream!

Slurp it up,
lick it up,
don't ever stop.
Swallow every last drop!
Now that you eat my treat,
I'll never have to beat my meat.

Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for suckin' my cock!

[wobblybob54]

Wow, just speechless....
http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...0&d=1513785824

[Lord_Daemon]

I wish I could see her naked!
I wish I could see her naked!
I wish I could see her naked,
And down on all fours!

[jack38567]

Good stuff. Great holiday pics and lyrics. Thanks!

[winstanley]

What do you mean, it's impossible? You'll just have to make it possible ...

[winstanley]

The pure joy of cleavage.

[winstanley]

No. You don't to choose where it happens. It happens when it needs to happen - wherever that is.

So: be ready to suck cock anytime, anywhere.