Thoughts on COHF and various other observations on the facials in porn

[midnightblue]

Like many here I caught the facials bug from cumonherface many years ago--and haven't looked back since! The quality of that site really went down after 'the move' or whatever it was(which I read about here, of course), for awhile there were still good shoots though --with their enjoyability entirely dependent on the looks of the girl--not like previously , where the 'look' of the girl didn't seem so important as much as her game-attitude and overall authentically slutty demeanor .... most of those early girls were enjoyable regardless of whether or not they conformed to my ideals. A lot of the later shoots, you could see the whole body language of contempt and distant eyes --they were not present in the room at all --on a lot of those girls, many of whom never said nuthin' hot neither. Like, maybe if you were lucky one of the guys would ask if she likes cum--and-- reluctantly she'll reply 'oh yeah. i want your cum. [on her face:an expression of*PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU FOOL*...WHEREAS-In the older videos everyone's some sort of thickly- southern accented good ol' boy and all the banter is funny --both the dudes and the cohf girl(s) say memorable and oddly hot things--- which made for a much more pleasant viewing experience than those sometimes off putting non-southern dudes of the later era. they could be quite awkward. (nothing ruins two cocks in one mouth more quick;y than that "I'm not gay" -moment that seemed to happen in every other late-COHF -and not in an everyone has a good hearty laugh, early-cohf type of way,either... if that makes any sense...)Don't get me wrong. A lot of those shoots were hot. I'm rambling. Here's my top 5 list of things ever said in a COHF shoot.imho.. THEE ARE BURNED IN MY BRAIN 4 EVER. Share your favorites, please. Or other oddly hot porn dialog moments, etc. whatever's on your mind (within reason)

1. "That's it Big Jim--long dick her. LONG DICK HER!"
I say this all the time. Whenever I want something done, no matter how pedestrian and unsexual it may be---sometimes the only way to get it done right is to say Long Dick Her. Uh. Yeah. That's it, Big Jim. LONG DICK HER. classic.
2. "...Justin Cider (spell ??) 's gonna throw the log in her"
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3. From Megan's Double Trouble(luv those glasses on her in that one. And her and the fluffer girls funky hairdo. -Megan- "Oh , yeah- cum and getting fucked -what more could a girl want- Oh yeahBRING IT ON BABY!" makes me wanna bust a nut, post-haste. works 50% of the time, everytime.

4.Rob Schneider/"You can DOO it!" - Teenage Brandy ( AGAIN- this utterance made famous by semi-beloved(??) comedian Rob Schneider is so stupid, it makes me wanna bust a nut promptly-post-haste. no foolin' .

5. I cant think of any others at the moment. for now let's just go with .. Jody's laughing -it was hot. And I think about the sound every now and then when mentally inventorying my past porn-viewery. there were multiple cohf girls named jody,yeah... but you'd know which one I'm talkin' bout if you seen it--- she drinks cum out of a giant novelty - sized cocktail glass -- if that helps jog your memory at all...
6th place honorable mention: any time that fat guy old guy talks--- the presence of fat dudes, period, actually. Like at some point abs became pre-requisite... (it's good to have hard bodies getting 2 gether with other hard bodies so they can hump--but every now and then, a fat grey haired dude who doesn't take off his shirt, or a freaky guy in in a beekeeping hat or some crazy shit.....that don't hurt either ...