A priceless moment at the eye doctor

This morning I had to see my eye doctor for the annual check-up. While I was doing the check-in I noticed a lady in her 40s on the other counter. She was trying to explain that she needed to see the doctor because she had an infection in her eye. It was clearly visible that her left eye was red and infected. I had noticed her before as she was a nice lady within my age, with nice dark curly hair. I didn’t understand everything she said but I noticed that the young nurse got very impatient. She told the lady that she would need to tell her what she got into her eye or she couldn’t see the doctor. She answered in a loud and clear voice: “Okay, it is sperm. You understand? I got sperm in my eye.” The young nurse was rather shocked and speechless. Other people within the room had turned their heads and I think that I also turned a little red. The young nurse had turned dark red and obviously couldn’t say a word. The old lady that was on my counter came to ease the situation, explaining that this could happen and shouldn’t be a big deal. She even offered some advice, telling the lady better to keep the eyes shut. The lady just answered “Well, yeah, but I needed to keep them open to see”. She gave me a nice smile and I am quite sure I must have looked like an embarrassed schoolboy. We were sent to different rooms and I didn’t see her again. I am aware that this story sounds made-up, but I thought I’d share it here anyway.

What a fantastic experience for an FF member... Just goes to show the stuff we fantasise about actually happens!

Thanks buddy