Winstanley's World Of Wonder

"What's that baby? Oh yeah: swallowing sperm is really good for a girl. It has a number of benefits. For one thing, it actually makes your tits bigger. Yeah! Amazing isn't it? It makes your tits bigger and keeps your waist small - but you have to swallow every day. That's important - you can't miss a day. Luckily for you I have loads: I'm always making more, just for your benefit. No, don't thank me, I'm happy to do it for you. If I'm not around for some reason, suck off some other guy - just make sure that somehow you get a load every day.

Did I mention it keeps your skin soft and makes your hair shine? Yep, all true. I mean, why would I lie? It's just so good for a girl. So aren't you a lucky little thing? Yes, you are"

Always make time for art in your life. It has so much to teach us.

"Now baby, you've become a good cocksucker. A very good cocksucker - you make it look very natural and easy. So that's why I'm going to challenge you to get to the next level. Now you have to suck two cocks at once. That's right, I said two. No, no, I'm not joking. And it's not optional."

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Originally Posted by winstanley

"Now baby, you've become a good cocksucker. A very good cocksucker - you make it look very natural and easy. So that's why I'm going to challenge you to get to the next level. Now you have to suck two cocks at once. That's right, I said two. No, no, I'm not joking. And it's not optional."

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There's some pretty efficient ear breathers in your latest post. Cheers Mr W.

Question: what, when observed in the street, can ...

- rob you of the power of speech?
- make you walk into a door, or reverse your car into a bollard?
- turn your brain to mush?
- leave you with your mouth silently opening and closing?
- cause you to dribble down your front?

Answer: cleavage like this.

Must get my snorkel out of storage.

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...9&d=1477206117

Do you [insert name of bride here] take this man's penis to be your God?

I do.

Do you promise to love it, worship it, and suck it whenever necessary? Do you promise to kiss, stroke and adore it?

I do

And will you furthermore allow yourself to be titfucked, facefucked and deepthroated in any place and at any time, including in the car straight after this ceremony if required?

I will

Important for a girl to keep busy. Should a girl be found wasting time - spending too much time on her phone, taking pointless selfies etc, the recommended course of action is illustrated below.

Fantastic updates Mr W.

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Originally Posted by wobblybob54

Fantastic updates Mr W.

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Thank you Bob! Praise indeed ...

Right now we have builders in at my house. My attractive middle-aged wife is there alone with them while I go to work.

I think I have an idea how we could get the final bill reduced.

Elevate cum cannon to forty-five degrees.

Load.

Acquire target.

Fire at will.

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Originally Posted by winstanley

Right now we have builders in at my house. My attractive middle-aged wife is there alone with them while I go to work.

I think I have an idea how we could get the final bill reduced.

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i wouldnt be upset in the slightest :D :D.... but it may have slowed the project a bit

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Originally Posted by marriedman1

i wouldnt be upset in the slightest :D :D.... but it may have slowed the project a bit

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It could bring the project to a standstill, now you mention it. I don't think I've thought this through.

If your wife is of a certain age, she may have got into cocksucking at a time when not many girls did deepthroat - or even knew about it. You may find she doesn't work hard enough to defeat that gag reflex and take it all in. So here's an idea. Exploit women's basically competitiveness vis-a-vis other women.

So: show her these pictures of young women with their throats full of cock. She's not going to want to be beaten by these young things ... you should find that an extra half inch starts to go in on your next session. Then an inch ... and before you know it she's looking up at you with wide eyes that say "see? I can do it too!"

To which you will, of course, say: "good girl ..." as you gently pat her pretty head.

wow. now this is a look of pride :D

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1477463659

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Originally Posted by marriedman1

wow. now this is a look of pride :D

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1477463659

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Quite right too. The Proud Deepthroater. We also have ... the Relaxed Deepthroater:

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...5&d=1477463568

The No-More-I'm-At-My-Limit Deepthroater:

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...5&d=1477463610

The Resigned-To-Her-Fate Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...3&d=1477463659

The Slightly Scared Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...1&d=1477463610

and the The See-I-Told-You-I-Could-Do-It Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...8&d=1477463659

The Jesus!-I-Have-Never-Felt-A-Cock-Go-All-The Way-Down-There-Before! Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1467444497

The Helpless Captive Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1467444546

The Graduating-With-Honours Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...0&d=1469772276

The Is-This-What-I've-Become?-Where-Did-It-All-Go-Wrong? Deepthroater

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1474149722

They're all good.

A fine selection Mr W.

She doesn't seem to be appreciating her situation.

I hate these guys.

Never let a blowjob go un-recorded! After all, your girl will be insulted if you don't take photos ("What? You don't think I look good with your cock in my mouth???").

The benefits of digital cameras.

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1477637001

No wonder it takes her so long to get ready to go out

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...0&d=1477636952

Her idea of a night out at the movies

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Originally Posted by loadmaster011

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1477637001

No wonder it takes her so long to get ready to go out

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...0&d=1477636952

Her idea of a night out at the movies

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Very good - thank you Loadmaster - love to get comments!

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Originally Posted by winstanley

I hate these guys.

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I mean: do they have any idea how lucky they are???

There's one beautiful moment in any relationship - the first time she sucks your dick. She'll be excited too: wouldn't any woman be, as she gazes on the big beautiful erection she's about to take into her mouth?

I'd have liked to think so though 'big' and 'beautiful' were rarely used.

1) Just setting out on a lifetime of sucking cock.

2) 10, 20 or 30 years later, hundreds of cocks sucked and countless gallons of sperm swallowed ... and still so much more work to do.

looks like a member of the WI. Cheers Mr W.
http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...9&d=1477813632

Love her smile

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...5&d=1477724784

Pure unadulterated JOY!

Under no illusions about her situation and her prospects ...

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...2&d=1477813632

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Originally Posted by winstanley

She doesn't seem to be appreciating her situation.

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http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...1&d=1477550441

You knelt by the bed, what did you think I was going to do?

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Originally Posted by FacialJim

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...1&d=1477550441

You knelt by the bed, what did you think I was going to do?

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Quite right. The erect penis should have been a clue, too.

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Originally Posted by wobblybob54

looks like a member of the WI. Cheers Mr W.
http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...9&d=1477813632

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Blowjobs from the WI? Don't knock it!

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Originally Posted by SimonKemp

Love her smile

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...5&d=1477724784

Pure unadulterated JOY!

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The only logical reaction to what she's holding!

Ok, girls, time to get to work. Kneeling down would be a good start.

Meanwhile, in cartoon-land, the women are looking good and performing well.

"Let me remind you, while you're doing it your eyes should be fixed on me at all times. If I'm using the camera you can also look into that. That's how I know you're concentrating and staying focused. And it's disrespectful not to make eye contact with the guy you're blowing. The only exception is if I've got you sucking one of my friends. In that case you can look at his face, or mine, or into the camera. It's really not that complicated. So, do you understand?

A nod will do.

Good"

So cute and obviously dedicated as well. Cheers Mr W.