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I love Halloween. It's a time when even the most shy girl can let her freak flag fly. Masks and makeup provide anonymity and let them pretend to be someone totally different, someone unfettered by everyday inhibitions. They can dress sexy and party hard. If you're not spooked, check out their pumpkins. They've got treats for you, and once you're bedeviled by their tricks, these little witches will show you how they ride a broomstick.
and a few more B&A from me
What happens where an unyielding erection meets a warm, willing mouth? Let's take a closer look ...
this thread never disappoints whether it some humor or dam sexy pics
great stuff
thanks to every one who has contributed
A very comprehensive look!Quote:
Originally Posted by winstanley
Many thanks Buster - your kind words are much appreciated!!Quote:
Originally Posted by buster
This is so unhygenic, they aren't wearing a hairnet whilst preparing food.
I went to a halloween party dressed as a pirate. I spotted a hot witch and tried to chat her up.
ME: Nice pumpkins!
HER: Let me guess - you want to put your candle in my jack-o-lantern?
ME: Well, I'd definitely bob for your apples.
HER: (laughing) You're not the first guy to try and trick me into giving out my treats.
ME: Nope. The only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
HER: Some guy dressed as a ghost said he wanted to get me under his sheets.
ME: Did he promise there'd be moaning and chains rattling? Or just that he'd make you scream?
HER: That guy over there? The zombie? Said he wanted to eat me.
ME: Arrrggg, I'm only here for your booty.
HER: I like you. Maybe I'll find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop.
ME: Miss Witch, it sounds like you're after me buried treasure.
HER: I do have some wicked feelings brewing for you.
ME: Avast, me proud beauty! Care for a jolly rogering?
HER: Let's go somewhere and get the eye of your newt into my hot cauldron.
ME: Witch, please!
I could come up with some more fun & quirky text about these Halloween Honeys, but this time I think I'll just shut up and let you enjoy the view.
Slavery's not so bad for a girl: no worries or responsibilities, no tricky decisions to trouble her pretty little head, and she gets all the sperm she can eat.