^You are so awesome, Piper!
Wait a minute here.....
I thought women only masturbated in a dark bedroom with candles burning sweet aromatherapy and with pictures of Ryan Gosling kissing Bradley Cooper?
What the heck is going on? Women are liberated and free to masturbate under any circumstance they feel is right at the moment?
Jeez, I guess times they are-a changin'.....
(This message was meant in light-hearted satire. I am a big fan of feminism, as well as masculinism! No animals were harmed in any way during the procurement of this message. This message is approved by azriel15.)