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'Spoiled Rich Bitches' by Waxdolls has the beautiful lyrics:
Blondie sucked his dick like she means it
She took a good pounding ride
Blondie sucked his dick like she means it
He blew his load on her face
This is what happens to spoiled rich bitches
Spoiled rich bitches
he blew his load on her face
First Episode of Green Wing two of the female characters are having breakfast and one of them has an eye patch and when asked what had happened she replied i got sperm in my eye (from the night before presumably)
In Kika 1993 Spanish Film, a guy jerks off over the balcony of a high-rise building. The sperm then hits a TV reporter played by Victora Abril in the face.
there it isQuote:
Originally Posted by sdlonyerg
and here...Quote:
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I do have the vids for my two previous posts but the pics are nice :D
I got another from The Onion Movie
A Interview with a Britney Spears type character called Melissa Cherry where she is denying that any of her songs or music videos are sexual
one of them is called Shoot your love all over me with lyrics
Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah! And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby! It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah! When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby! It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me.
the video references this quite alot with her getting sprayed in the face with water from a hose etc
after the video she says im a virgin how would i know what a facial is
Excellent finds sdlonyerg! :D
Really look forward to seeing the next instalment from littlejoe if it has all these clips you mention in it. :)
The one from the Onion is brilliant. Very similar idea to 'Get Him To The Greek' where Russel Brand's ex-wife's singles are all just sexual innuendo too (more to do with anal sex than facials...). Very funny! :p
Wow! Thanks guys! Uter, thanks for your kind words, but more importantly, thanks for the excellent youtube find on Daniella kutzenberg, or whatever her name is. Do you speak german? Does anybody? Please pm me with a translation or what they are saying!
Also, a big fucking thanks to sdlonyerg. I don't know how that guy does it! I'm beginning to think he can't be just one man! I have enough material for a part five, just solely thanks to you, Sdlonyerg. But please keep them cumming.
I think finally, thanks to Sneesh for the song. It's going in to part five as well dude!
if anyone wants links to any of these compilations, pm me.
there is bound to be someone to translate shame that vid didnt have closed captioning as youtube has a translater build in
and no problem with the vids and i'm sure there are still more to find :D
Earlier this week a BBC2 drama called The Night Watch featured two prisoners sharing a cell. The man in the top bunk, believing his cellmate to be asleep, wanks off. After he has finished he realises that the prisoner on the bunk below is now wanking off to him wanking off. The top man leans over, calls the other one disgusting and flicks spunk all over his face.
Who says the BBC doesn't move with the times!
Dick :)
Some nice coverage and even some pro-facial writing in the news feed:
http : //thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121763/ one_of_the_most_detested
and a few links form this article:
http : //thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/119183/ semen_boosts_your_mood_with
http :// thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/113851/ sperm_the_new_wonder_drug
http : //blog.liberator.com/index.php/2010/11/ spit-or-swallow/
great finds. I will read later, and maybe pass on as well. Thanks! =)
Maybe someone else should be in charge of putting these videos together. Can you send them to someone else? I a at the edge of my seat waiting.Quote:
Originally Posted by sdlonyerg
Can you give more details about the australian documentary like what the name is? And also the name of the hbo special. This way we could look them up ourselves if we get tired of waiting for the compilation. Thanks for bringing these to light:D
yeah part 5 has been made with those videosi mentioned , you should message littlejoe im sure he'd give you a link to it... i have a few clips for part 6 which i was gonna make myself need a fair few more though
All About Anna isn't really a mainstream movie is it? I'd say it's a more softcore type with a bigger budget? No?
saw this episode of South Park the other day... fantastic!
http : //www dot youtube dot com /watch?v=OJimN9RPwDw
Not really - it's somewhere between softcore and hardcore because it's "hardcore for women who don't like hardcore". And it's trying to be more of a character movie anyway, so it's actually not that different from an uncensored indie movie with low budget and a simplistic script or a dogma movie without serious issues. But it definitely isn't a mainstream movie - it's only "mainstream" compared to regular porn because of all the media coverage it got. It's definitely a porn movie, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maree
i've started to post the compilations of videos that littlejoe made in the platinum section under other cum videos.. i am also working on part 6 which may take a while as i am a lazy sod :D
i've finished part 6 it is now in the platinum section under other cum vids :D
sdlonyerg,
thanks for the link man! I was going to pm you but then thought, fuck, i'll do it on the board so everyone can see. Part Six rocked! Again, how the fuck do you find these clips?!!! I especially loved the Catherine Tate one. The Southpark one I had seen before, just recently, but hadn't got around to using it myself. Your's is very very good, with some excellent clips. Thanks so much.
I just found the most disgusting, disturbing clip so far, which is also the funniest one. I laughed my ass off! here's a link for those with a strong stomach (the "facials" start at just after two minutes):
www youtube com/ watch?v=ZfLPnN_Y MMM
there's also Heidi milk pong:
youtube dot com/ watch?v=gbyzC-LvkYM
finally, something for the whole family:
www dot youtube dot com/ watch?v=XIIcuODxiyM
And don't forget you've been warned about the first one!
Cheers littlejoe, i always keep an eye out for more references i prefer the ones where the women in the video mention it.. and the dog spunk one was class very discusting though :D
hey sdlonyerg, good to hear from you!
Yes, I agree, I prefer the ones where the women are not only mentioning it, but receiving it! Your HBO one was class! Or the one from Kika. As was the Korean one from Wandering Cloud, or whatever it was called.
Just thought, there are two more from Date Movie that I haven't yet mentioned I think. There's the one where the main female lead is talking to herself in the mirror and the black guy shoots mayonaisse on her face, and there's the slow motion scene where the hot girl comes out of the swimming pool and plays with herself, pouring cream over her face.
There's also one in the animated film, All Drawn Together. A sassy black woman is having lesbian sex with two other women and one of them with a strap-on starts saying, "I'm gonna cum! Where do you want it?"
The cartoon ebony babe starts to pontificate, "Anywhere but the face! There's nothing so degrading as..." right as the strap-on blasts her all over her face. "Oh, I guess I deserved that," she says, wiping it off.
Good work again, Sdlonyerg.
(ps: man, that fucking dog one, can't get it out of my head. Good to know that in this day and age some things retain their capacity to disturb!)
Thanks for the continued updates in this thread sdlonyerg and littlejoe, love seeing these kind of clips (well, maybe not the Van Wilder one but it is funny!) :D
Just posted this clip in the plat section, with a presenter mentioning bukkake live on TV. I've linked to the moment on YouTube:
http://www (DOT) youtube (DOT) com/watch?v=QIqOZiMHaM8&t=1m25s
Myke Hawk and Ruth England were on Conan the other night. If you've never heard of them they are on a show called Man, Woman, Wild that's about surviving in the wilderness. Anyway, check out the link below and listen to her at about the 2:30 minute mark.;)
www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=[/url] YoisujDMaB0
Here's a few screencaps from the show:cool:
wayhay nice find she's a hottie
i forgot to write on her that whitney cummings was talking about facials on howard stern recently, i've uploaded the vid into the platinum section
Ha, this is funny! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jonze
I posted a clip from the 'Man, Woman, Wild' show yesterday in here that features Ruth England sucking on things and I was thinking the screencaps you posted would be from the same clip but it turns out they're different. So, it looks like a large portion of that show is just her sucking on things - that's one way to get ratings I suppose! ;)
Cheers for the link jonze. :)
Well to be fair, with a man like him I'd be VERY good at sucking XD
Just released, this trailer for New Kids Nitro, a movie based on a comedy show about some Dutch lowlifes in a small village in the province of Brabant.
Anyway, facial at about 56 seconds into the trailer, check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPNLrs_gwJQ
Movie will be released in december, wouldn't be surprised if it has even more like this, considering the nature of the series and the previous movie. :)
Nice one RemBo, funny stuff! :DQuote:
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Conan is awesome. Her husband is full of himself. She probably did that on purpose to humiliate him.Quote:
Originally Posted by jonze
ahah quality find from the new kids nitro film... bit of a mullet fest :D:D
was just watching rude tube on telly just now and it featured the skittles facial it also had an air sex facial which i have found on youtube
http:// www youtube com/ watch?v=_DGhL3izNME
lol check out the short smack girl she simulates being in a gangbang a start fellating a can of squirty cream untill the big finish.. =D
Holy shit, how did i almost forget this one!?
http:// www youtube com/ watch?v=MiEP4ijOeyU
Ok ,not facial related, but funny as hell!!
http:// www youtube com/user/GrumpyPandaFilms #p/u/3/0a2kXzrpJo4
The pop rocks one is an absolute classic, that chick is so hot! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by charlie130wrenchmonkey
That was a fun vid! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sdlonyerg
What clip is the short smack girl you're talking about from, do you have a link?
Looking through that Playboy channel I found this clip:
http:// www youtube com/watch?v=h2KW8LNC6SQ
Whip Cream Trick by Playmate Crystal McCahill.
Petty impressive... and arousing! ;)
short smack clip
here is the clip http:// www youtube com /watch?v=2jzcW83ecew
Just saw a trailer for an upcoming movie: "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas", which is apparently a 3-D movie.
It looks pretty stupid, which I guess is the whole point of the movie, but in the trailer there is a pretty direct reference to facials. They show a few quick seconds of some scantily clad ladies, and then the voiceover states "you'll get Christmas all over your face". That sentence is followed by some sort of toy robot shooting a liquid from its belt line.
The trailer is available here, and the reference is about 19 seconds into the trailer:
www(dot)traileraddict.com/trailer/a-very-harold-and-kumar-christmas/tv-spot-all-over-your-face
I would guess that this clip surely has been posted before on FF, but I did not see it in this thread. I just recently saw this clip.
Not sexy, but it is pretty funny/true!
http: //www(dot)youtube(dot)com/ watch?v=qLo_UoMkFfQ
anyone seen the latest episode of south park, it's pretty much all about blowjobs and there is alot of facial references
In a Season 3 episode of Californication, after a night of partying, Hank Moody's agent Runkel says he feels like God fucked him in the ass & came all over his face because he couldn't open his eyes.