This is terribly funny since my wife and I (and a couple of her lady friends) went to a burlesque / vaudeville show on Friday night. The last act was uproariously funny as, after flinging melted almond joy minis from her panties (still in wrapper!) she then dropped her pants entirely to reveal a chocolate stain (most definitely not poo!) on the back of her panties and then had a bowl of melted chocolate poured all over her. Man, that was a great night:)
Thank you for reminding me of it and for joining in the super-sexy hi-jinks that is sploshing;)