True and thanks for the comment but there is one I forgot...
http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...8&d=1565331402
Now: Class whore. Started giving hand jobs for snack money eight years ago; nicknamed “The pastry chef” by the football team for her ability to take multiple creampies. Has pimped out several varsity cheerleaders as paid subs, ate out the entire varsity and JV field hockey teams, has a 1.2 GPA but admitted into four Ivy League schools after fucking all of the male admissions counselors. The single female counselor who gave her a hard time is now working as a stripper and turning tricks when off the clock and turning over her cash to this young lady.
Then: My future ex-wife