Girls! Many of you have written to Dr Winstanley asking how to avoid getting a slap during sex. So here are some simple guidelines to help you:
- Make sure you are doing sex right, and not doing it wrong. Doing it wrong can often result in a slap.
- Do not suck too fast. Or too slow.
- Do not look unhappy during sex, unless your man wants you to look unhappy, in which case do not look happy.
- Do not try to take decisions about what happens during sex and when: that is not up to you. Unless your man wants you to be imaginative, in which case make sure you surprise him by changing what happens and when.
- Do not resist the speed, force or depth of a facefuck, just take it. Unless your man likes to see you struggle, in which case, do so.
- Make sure you have accurately assessed what your man wants at any moment, even if this is a) different to what he wanted last time you did it, or b) different to what he wanted five minutes ago.Getting that wrong can often result in a slap.
You see? Simple really.
NB Having read the above, don't be tempted to think that one way to avoid getting a slap is to refuse to have sex. This would actually be the best possible way to make sure you were going to get slapped.
