Tell me about Melody Cat - I don't know anything about it / her!
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Mainly 'real' tits in that BIG TIT selection. But I also like the ridiculous fake ones, so look out for some of them soon.
Every home should have one. It has two functions. One involves jiggling and bouncing in a tight t-shirt. The other function is demonstrated here, though it can also be tit-fucked.
When not in use it can be stored until needed. It is very docile. It responds to simple voice commands.