I love the idea.
Many years ago I had a Persian girlfriend. I loved her rather big Persian nose a lot.
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I love the idea.
Many years ago I had a Persian girlfriend. I loved her rather big Persian nose a lot.
More of these massive things - and their smiling owners.
She looked at it and said she was sorry but she couldn't possibly do what he asked. It was just too big.
He asked her if she loved him. She said she did, she really did.
He asked her if she was a Good Girl. She said oh yes she was - or at least she wanted to be.
He said a Good Girl would be able to do it. A Good Girl would take it all the way down. And after all, she did want a second date, didn't she? She said she did and that she would really really try.
And before long her big eyes were looking up at him and every inch of him had been pushed down her throat and he patted her head, saying: There's a Good Girl. Who's my Good Girl?
For God's sake, can't you just shut up? I'm sick of you going on and on about this!
Let's face it, there are many times when you wish your woman would just stop talking. And here's the best way to do it. Peace at last. And isn't there something beautiful and perfect about this?
Their beautiful shapes ...
... created for us to use and enjoy ...