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The Flying Cum shot Olympic rules & regulations.
Just for fun, a few of our FF members who appreciate this thread where hanging about "spit balling" the idea of what rules & regulations would be like if Flying Cum Shots ever became an Olympic Sex Sporting Event.
Even if it doesn't, it was still a fun chat.
So, here's what the first Beta test format version looks like now.:
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🥇 Core Competitive Categories:
1. Distance Semen Event:
Longest measurable cum shots from a standing line toward facing target(s).
Best of 3 attempts. (It's a weekend event.)
(Wind conditions regulated if done outdoors.)
Separate divisions for:
2. Accuracy ejaculation.
Targets at varying distances (bullseye targets to be chosen by Olympic participants)
Moving targets for finals
Tie-breaker: Smallest splat radius
3. Trick Semen ejaculation (Freestyle Division)
Judged on:
Style
Creativity
Arc control & Landing precision.
4. Speed ejaculation event. (Rapid Fire) (Radar Monitored)
How many times can a contestant ejaculate withing 20 minutes.
Must cross a minimum distance line.
Penalties for dribble violations.
5. The Relay Ejac. Event.
4-person team.
Each member must hit a designated zone.
Fastest cumulative completion wins.
🏆 Advanced / Niche Divisions
🎯 High Arc Category
Maximum vertical height with measured landing zone control (radar recorded)
6. Crosswind Challenge
Outdoor event with natural wind factors
Adjusted scoring for environmental difficulty
🧪 Consistency Challenge
5 shots measured for identical distance within tight variance.
(It's a 2 day event)
7. 🧑*⚖️ Judging Criteria: (Yes, There’d Be Judges)
Projection force. (Radar management)
Fluid cohesion (no fragmentation!)
Landing integrity.
Sportsmanship: (no pre-event cock-stuffing violations)
And of course,... it could debut as something like the: "Annual Sex Game Olympics." "Spring Time Cum Edition."
(Hosted somewhere TBD.)
Comments & suggestions are welcome & appreciated.
