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just so you know I use to have VW Jetta...that is until a concrete pole just happened to jump out right in front of my car....to put salt on the wound a week latter some dude rode his bicycle in front of me and decorated my windshield with his elbow (true shit)
yep just wish that car hand been as well built as this vw.......
though while Im driving a new car....xxxphoto2000 and deeznuts like to ride their new bikes...and here they are with their special ladies .Damn man I need to get a motorcycle cause thay are such chick magnets...
hmm,maverick you better keep the speed down a little though...or are you in that much of a hurry to get to asia,europe,britian,germany and all those places I wish I could go!.......?
and ugh velora velvet has been kinda quite lately,found out that she is back into collecting x-file stuff.....got whiterain into it also...as you can see his handiwork...yes velora,Mulder has been looking for those elusive aliens and all this time who would have thought?
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you forgot to mention gun crazed...... besides being a arpeggio sweeping,sexual moron...lol!
I could introduce you to some of my friends here in the photo hated,just like I did to simon kemp seen here?....
or ugh....maybe you would prefere meeting jim corsairs friends???????
didnt think so
ALRIGHT...just had to mention that we have a pornstar here as a member yep.....our member SnuFF....DAMN he must be one hell of a hunk,I mean under his bio it says Im best...and occupation of being a pornstar...damn!
hmm,you know after shagging all those girls on film he likes to chill with a beer and see a good band now and then see......
I understand bro,can never get enuff boobs
well I been wondering where yngone has been,from the old forum...you remember the girl who use to like taking her own photos of her doing sex?
well I found out the scoop thru a secret leaked photo...turns out that lately she just has had trouble finding guys..(hard to believe) and has had to result to desperate measures.....hope you didnt hurt him too much yngone
damn yngone,I may look like opie with long hair but Ill take care of you needs?...maybe?...eh..just give it some thought anyway...
well english cohf has been currently planning the around the world "who wants a facial from english cohf"? trip....wow,gathering from the replies he might be in for a treat....
http://facialforum.net/showthread.php?t=4286
but my friend,if things dont turn out,just want you to know Ive gathered up a couple "plan b" girls for ya'.....yep just let me now Ill air mail them out to ya.....like new...ok ok...just slightly used :p
and if you have been wondering what simon kemp has been up to,well.....it seems he has had the idea of creating some sort of gameshow with nudity...ugh ok...well he checked out this Jap show on a trip...here is a preview of his idea back in England...well ok, dont know what its all about but looks like fun to me?
and just an update about my friend skoosh...man I miss him on the forum...was wondering what the deal was till he mailed a photo and a note about how after winning a few elvis impersination contests he took the money and got himself a nice little country place...peace and quite
yep miss ya skoosh....still though better lay off the peanut butter...
and then there's alkie,yes last time we saw a rare photo of him hanging out with some buds...though in the end ,nothing beats spending quality time with your better half.....
like what you have done with the new hair do btw....gives you that "on the edge" look....
well simon has been so busy lately he decided to recruit biGGie to try and find the next facial forum exclusive lady....now its well known about biGGie's charm and ability at wooing the ladies...but here he is going just a little xtra to make sure he can convince that girl to pose for us.........
well as some of you know,Im currently selling my house...been kinda slow though on the offers hmmm....well it may be that some are scared of hurricane season or rising interests rates but to be on the safe side I fired my first realitor and hired a new one...here she is...and I think I may soon start getting some decent offers.. Im thinking about offering her something myself.....
oh and warlock....with a name like that he must be a cool dude,yep turns out he his,and not to mention he has a cool dog also...let your motor run,headin down the highway,looking for adventure
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Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
Dude, you should be an Estate Agent! Pure genius! lol :D
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Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
I just found that one...knew you wouldn't forget me, dude! lol You're a genius...ps...who sent you that pic of me? ;)
I wish i had friends like yours...There would be a whole lot of shooting/aiming practice if those were my friends. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
Ah Amigo... that's an S&W P22... on of my favorite pistols :D. You know me so well ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
well damn,facialguy is one happy man lately,found a girlfriend who is just leaving him with a permanent grin ear to ear, cool.....
so here he is,and her..I think...took his honey on a little vacation,exotic place,for more exotic sex...looks like she dont know when to stop...but then we dont want her too..right facialguy!:p
http://facialforum.net/showthread.php?t=5677
Too right my friend! Great Pic!!!!! :) However, it may all come to an end tonight.......:(
Aaaw dude! :( You didn't stick it in her ear, did you? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by facialguy
So what's a guy got to do to get made fun of around here?
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dont worry man,nobody is immune...:p including myself lol!
That's true Amigo. The wife made a special video just for you and Darla :D. I'll have to post it in a Roast Thread in the paid section because it's a video.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
...is now posted in the Platinum HomeGrownVideo section! (So all you flyweight lurkers out there go buy a one day pass for $2.99 and watch it).
P.S. It's rainin' like Fla out here Amigo. Very strange to us desert dwellers. Do a Seminole rain dance or sumptin' to git it back out your way. All this water belongs in the ocean, not in the desert :rolleyes:
{Bandits and pirates} are not only modest and sensible, but really frank, honest, and honorable villains, contrasted with these courts of injustice, and the lawmakers by whom these courts are established. --Lysander Spooner
Hey :eek: I know those guys! We're in the same Gun Club!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lespaulstratboogie
But that's an American desert camo pattern on the uniforms. Are Aussies wearing our pattern? I thought they had their own ;)Quote:
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hmm,must of been a lend-lease situation;)
sasfire has got some new BDU's though...and a new MOS.Seems he has been trying out for sharpshooter,though with his scores he was designated spotter or ugh in this case...something else.
so a longtime friend of mine I use to be in a band with has been in town for the last 2 weeks.I feel like Lennon-McCartney the way we have been jammin guitar lately.
He was quite a hellion back in the day,we've destroyed a few bars and nightclubs together,he still drinks but seems he'd got a bit religious also.Never has a problem with the 2,did'nt have any problem converting me either:p Here he is saying grace...:p
of course alkie is a spiritual kind of guy also.......
englishcohf has built his own personal shrine,a place where he can reflect in solitude
so falcon10 has been taking pilot lessons.He decided to rent a plane and fly himself and his girlfriend for a nice tropical getaway in Australia...but ugh,seems that he has'nt fully learned multiple engine flying yet and kinda had to ditch,at least at the beach anyway...
well him and the girlfriend took a commercial flight back..falcon being so tired didnt realize that imsonaughty was on the flight also and living up to his name coached the girlfriend into a few photos:cool:
and a little known fact that dbstooge won a little bit of money in a lotto,he has no wish for an airplane though,decided to get a yaght instead with a ugh...trusty crew and is soon set to sail to Australia also...though I think sasfire and Realm will probaby be waiting at the dock ready to catch a ride...
of course had falcon known this he might of ditched the girlfriend besides his airplane and waited for db to show up:p
quote hula;anybody have some photos of teethless blowjob and facials?
http://facialforum.net/showthread.php?t=5334
yes while falcon,db and imsonaughty enjoy taking girls on exotic vacations hula has found his dream girl and is content to just spend quality time with her at home.....:confused:
so retard asked the "age old question does size matter"...of course different girls will have different thoughts on this subject but after Anne found her current boyfriend she had no doubt about her answer.....
though metalsum has no doubt about the question does size matter either...
http://facialforum.net/showthread.php?t=6648
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brittany?
:eek:
BRITTANY! YOU SCURVY, UGLY, LYIN' BITCH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SKINNY CUMDUMPSTER! I'M GONNA BLOW YER ASS INTO THE SECOND TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK! (I'm gonna hang upside down blindfolded and disassemble/reassemble my .45 until my nose bleeds and then your ass is grass)!
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I don't blame you! I am little bit ticked someone would post such an obvious fake as Brittany or Brian or Noballs or whatever name she/he/it is going by now. HOWEVER!! I have a my own airplane and can and will jump across Lake Erie and be in Canada in about an hour if it is real and willing!!! LOL
While we have gotten to know Jim Corsair and sexysiobhan ,we really are lucky to have them....I just wanted to introduce you to there family dog.
yes,when Jim does his sword play,rover here is faithfully by his side
ah camelot..............:p
damn ,I was trying find those sword pics you posted...