Bukkookie anyone?
(It's not really "public" or anything, but seemed to fit the theme of this thread).
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Bukkookie anyone?
(It's not really "public" or anything, but seemed to fit the theme of this thread).
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by echoecho
quite funny but I have moved them into a more suitable place
lol :)Quote:
Originally Posted by EchoEcho
Piper
The shame. When cookies go bad! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by EchoEcho
Remember, never blow a unicorn for crack.
The Golden Rule.....
The perfect skirt for a hottie on a hot day.
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Originally Posted by Brian1453
Dude, both of these are absolutely hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
Thanks, Brian! :):D:)
Glad you liked those Azriel. I had to really laugh at the unicorn one. Brings a whole new meaning to "taste the rainbow".
Dude, you are killing me with comedy here! :D Funny stuff-and I appreciate it! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
Thanks, Brian.
So he stops off in the middle of the woods,grabs his pistol out of the trunk and goes off on foot in search of bears.
He sees one drinking down by the stream, he slowly aims the gun, and BANG! he shoots the bear and it falls down to the floor, not 2 seconds later he gets a tap on the shoulder, he turns around to find the bear standing right in front of him, the bear says "look mate, that really hurt, so im gonna give u 2 choices, either i rip you to shreds, or i bumfuck you" so the hunter thinks, o shit what should i do?, but seen as he doesn't want to die he lets the bear bumfuck him.
Afterwards he's really pissed off about the bear incedent, so he runs back to his car, grabs his shotgun and goes out in search to kill that same bear.
He finds the bear he's looking for with 2 other bears, so BANG BANG BANG! he shoots all 3 of them and they fall to the floor, yet only 2 seconds later he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to find the 3 bears standing in front of him, so the first bear says "alright mate, that hurt the 3 of us, so you've got 2 choices, we bumfuck you, or we rip you to shreds" so once again the hunter who doesn't want to die lets them bumfuck him.
So now the hunter is really really pissed off, so he goes back to his car, pulls out his rocket launcher and goes off in search for those 3 bears.
He comes across them in a whole pack of tenbears, he aims the rocket and BOOM! the bears blow up. But once again he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to face the 10 bears behind him, the first one says " look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya?"
:):)
Fuck it or kill it.....definitely HER decision!
Great picture - I like it :cool::p;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
:D lolQuote:
Originally Posted by zigy
Piper
long joke but totally worth it lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by zigy
I don't think you can get these at your local Ikea. But let us know if you find a stockist ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
I think their business would go up a LOT if they started carrying that model. Wonder if they would let customers sit down and try them out before taking one home? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bambi.blonde
Now here is the outfit to buy your missus for the big game.
Had a chuckle over this one and thought I would share it.
Grandpa was reminiscing about the good old days......
“When I was a boy, Momma would send me down to the corner store
with a dollar, and I’d come back with five pounds of potatoes,
two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese,
a packet of tea, and half a dozen eggs.
You can’t do that now.
Too many fuckin’ security cameras.”
You know how some women say all men are dogs? This is the dog. :D
You know how you are at work sometimes and you start thinking you are having a bad day? This is a BAD day!
People really should practice safe sex. Do they make a rubber for this?
And last but not least, here is some worthwhile reading.
I don't know if this is for real :eek:
If this doesn't make you want to laugh => http://now.msn.com/money/0518-man-30-kids-child-support.aspx
smacks head and exclaims " I could have done them a facial "
accompanying fanfare => www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZXw45V9CE
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A little pussy humor.
And some light reading.
When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend some more time with them, suggest this game. :D
A man, an ostrich, and a cat
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'll you guys have?"
The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
The man says, "I'll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I'll have a bourbon", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says "OK, that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.
The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?"
The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy."
The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?"
The man says, "That's where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."
Crowded in Heaven:
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
It is all about how you come home:
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."
Hilarious. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
Hilarious. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
Piper
Glad you liked those Piper. You know what they say, if you can make a beautiful woman laugh, then you are halfway to heaven. :D
Here is hoping these bring you a few more chuckles.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
- Are you goin' out tonight?
- Can't, I'm with fourty in my bed.
- Flu?
- No, bukkake.
Just Like The Movies
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. She wasn't pleased one bit, stormed out of the room and dumped me the next day.
I guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.
Good advice.
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Originally Posted by Brian1453
Good one - made me laugh :D:D:D
one of the best jokes out there :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian1453
Some of these may have been posted here before-not sure.
I did see that jonze posted the "butterfly" tramp stamp in the past.
I am posting it again, just for laughs.
All of these are funny and quizzical. People are crazy! :confused:
Please enjoy the madness!
The pic with the chainsaw is absolutely insane.
The pic with the scripture is somewhat off-putting (who would want to cum on a scripture?)
The one with the dog and the ducks is from the 80s Nintendo game-"Duck Hunt". Just fire away at the ducks, right? lol
etc...etc...people are crazy! :)
(Post #1000 for the second time-bwahahahaha)
Hulk Splash!!!!:D
http ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9JeyPLg0BE&feature=player_embedded#!
:):)