Stuff That Turns You Off In Japanese Bukkake

A thread like this might already exist, but I couldn't find it. So I started this new one.

I have a huge collection of Japanese bukkake DVDs, but some things I still can't get used to:

- Girls squeeking like mice or crying like babies when they get fucked

- Girls licking guys' faces. This is a phenomenon you see more and more in modern Japanese porn. I hate it!

- Actresses wearing slippers.

- Actresses licking ugly hairy male asses in close-up!

- Smoothed out / photoshopped boobs or skin on the movie covers. Also one of these modern phenomenons I hate. Who wants see smoothed out skin on the cover and be negatively surprised once you watch the movie? Isn't this what porn is all about... seeing the real thing??

That's all for now.

What do YOU have to complain about in Japanese porn?

I really really hate Milky Cat's nosehooks. Some of the costumes don't make a lot of sense to me either, I prefer seeing the girl naked.

Agree about the hooks, but we love the costumes.
Guess it's because we're naturists. You get used to seeing naked people in non-sexy situations, so there's no association between sex and nudity.

You can always tell a naturist - we always dress for sex!

Anyway, while we're on, a big thank you to Rembo for all the fun.

Janet & Nick
xxxxxx

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Originally Posted by RemBo

I really really hate Milky Cat's nosehooks. Some of the costumes don't make a lot of sense to me either, I prefer seeing the girl naked.

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Stupid nosehooks! Worst idea ever imao. Having been to japan, they squeal like that because thats actually how they sound talking. High pitched, nasal, whiny. Not gonna get past it.

I cannot stand those damn too big white underwear the guys use to wear. Nose hooks are ok, but when it comes to nose licking... nah, I don´t know :confused:

Those bloody pixels!!!

I didn't mention the pixels because that's fairly obvious. I don't think anyone likes it. But that's something I got used to over the years.

I certainly hate the nosehooks, too, and I don't care much for the schoolgirl uniforms. They certainly overdid it, especially Milky-Cat. However, I kinda like the girl staying completely dressed during the bukkake, especially if she's wearing a dress other than a school uniform. I also like the girl being naked and wearing just jewelry or necklaces like in Milky-Cat's CZM-03 with Rei Shiina which is one of my favorite bukkake movies.

One thing that ive seen in the MC movies is that it *seems* that the girls genuinely want to be there. Nothing turns me on more than to see enthusiasm about sex from a woman. Pretty much why i dont watch american porn anymore ,you can tell its mostly faked or that they really hate cum. Pixels suck too, but need to stay due to the nudity laws, no pussy ,cock, ir sexually used asshole can be shown, but funny note, its not unusual to see a naked woman, full frontal as long as her legs are closed, in a broadcast tv commercial

Japan is weird. Deal with it. :)

Gaping Assholes and when the model puts her fingers in her mouth and stretches her cheeks wide...that just doesn't do anything for me.

Anything too extreme or weird turns me off completely - crazy costumes, nose hooks, masks, tubes, pineapples (i haven't seen the last one, but i bet it exists). In general the idea of Japanese bukkake turns me on more than the execution. By that i mean that i love Japanese women, love the idea of bukkake - but hate a lot of the way Japanese bukkake is 'acted' and shot - its conventions and tropes. I hate the fake crying, or the passive, submissive quiet stuff - sometimes i think they even go overboard on the number of guys as after a while you can't tell it is cum - the woman might have well just gone for a dip in a swimming pool. That said, occasionally there is some great stuff. I forget her name, but one of the Milky Cat women is great and much more fun and natural than the others (although some times they get her to do the crazy stuff that ruins it for me). And perhaps the ones with a 'story line' or scenario of sorts work better - game show, news reading, living in a house with guys wanking 24-7 or whatever else has been done.
My ideal bukkake would be a lot more natural - more like the UK type of stuff, but better filmed. I am not naive enough to think that an actress would be loving doing it all the time, but at least in european bukkake you get natural reactions for the most part and that there seems to be a more fun, relaxed environment.

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Originally Posted by haudeluk

I didn't mention the pixels because that's fairly obvious. I don't think anyone likes it. But that's something I got used to over the years.

I certainly hate the nosehooks, too, and I don't care much for the schoolgirl uniforms. They certainly overdid it, especially Milky-Cat. However, I kinda like the girl staying completely dressed during the bukkake, especially if she's wearing a dress other than a school uniform. I also like the girl being naked and wearing just jewelry or necklaces like in Milky-Cat's CZM-03 with Rei Shiina which is one of my favorite bukkake movies.

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Ah, Rei Shiina - that's the one- she is pretty cool :)

I totally agree with TheFacialPhilosopher. Enthusiasm is very important. I DO love it when they really love it. Sometimes in American porn, it's difficult to say whether it's played or not. I would not say in general that everything is played.

When there's enough enthusiasm involved I can even like a scene with an actress I usually don't care about, for example Sasha Knox in American Bukkake 29 and American Gokkun 11.

Sometimes I can like a guy cumming on a girl's face when she doesn't like it. The most boring scenes are those where the girl seems to be completely indifferent... but I am far off topic here....

I totally forgot: Crappy music (the elevator kind) in otherwise good bukkake movies!

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I totally agree with TheFacialPhilosopher. Enthusiasm is very important. I DO love it when they really love it. Sometimes in American porn, it's difficult to say whether it's played or not. I would not say in general that everything is played.

When there's enough enthusiasm involved I can even like a scene with an actress I usually don't care about, for example Sasha Knox in American Bukkake 29 and American Gokkun 11.

Sometimes I can like a guy cumming on a girl's face when she doesn't like it. The most boring scenes are those where the girl seems to be completely indifferent... but I am far off topic here....

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I agree - i don't mind if she doesn't like it as such, but for me there is a big difference between not liking something, but playing along, accepting and having a laugh with it than an actress HATING it but sitting there still and sad like she is about to cry. That for me is almost abuse (i know, she signed a contract, but anyway) and soooo doesn't do it for me.
It is often hard to tell though. some behind the scenes stuff will sometimes show the moment the 'scene ends' but the cameras keep rolling and the actress starts complaining or runs to the loo to puke or something, and other times an actress will start laughing or messing around with the crew. I think that is why i like the behind the scenes stuff - once the fake 'sexiness' ends i much prefer to see someone acting 'real' and hopefully happily. One of my favourite new asian stars is Lucy Levon - she is super cute and nice and posts a ton of stuff on her tumblr about before and after scenes and general life. she seems completely clued in to the reality of what she is doing and seems to have a geniunely great relationship with her husband (he recently posted a private facial clip of theirs which is so natural and pretty funny too - i will have to post it here). her thoughts before a 'facial abuse' scene (a site which i personally am not a fan of at all) show that she knows exactly what to expect. Still wish she hadn't done it though - she is waaay too good for those bozos!

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Originally Posted by haudeluk

I totally forgot: Crappy music (the elevator kind) in otherwise good bukkake movies!

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Lol, or one of my worst - ugly hairy guys howling and high-fiving. I am looking at you, Spanish bukkake!

:D High fiving is definitely something that can stop an orgasm instantly :D

Not really a "hate" since you seldom see the dude's face, but typically, the Japanese women are slender and hot while the men are pudgy and ugly. Though I'm not in it for the men, if Peter North looked as bad as most Japanese men, he'd have no career in American porn regardless of how big a load he shot!

i just wish i knew japanese to know what they are saying

Agree with goboy. I do not watch porn for the male actors neither, but I prefer them looking like Peter North rather than chubby Japanese guys in huge white underwear.

Another thing: Japanese guys whose pubic hair is almost as long as their dicks covering the face of the actress who is blowing them! :eek:

Goboy- ron jeremy. Nuff said.

Jizzzer - Agree with that! Understanding the Japanese language would be a whole new world to discover... they seem to like dirty talk and I like it too.

Maybe we will end up posting subtitles on FF for our favorite bukkake movies :D

Hey Napalm and Haudeluk awesome avi pics so hot. but i hate the fake acing and also its been said the hooks

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Originally Posted by TheFacialPhilosopher

Goboy- ron jeremy. Nuff said.

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If Ron Jeremy was a woman, you would call her a skank.:p

If ron jeremy were a woman, id be scared.

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Originally Posted by haudeluk

Agree with goboy. I do not watch porn for the male actors neither, but I prefer them looking like Peter North rather than chubby Japanese guys in huge white underwear.

Another thing: Japanese guys whose pubic hair is almost as long as their dicks covering the face of the actress who is blowing them! :eek:

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Lol I havnt see Japanese one and will never! I m sure i will laugh thinking to your comment!

Seems so ridiculous!

I'm a huge bukkake fan and I hate just about everything about Japanese Bukkake.