Thoughts on COHF and various other observations on the facials in porn

Like many here I caught the facials bug from cumonherface many years ago--and haven't looked back since! The quality of that site really went down after 'the move' or whatever it was(which I read about here, of course), for awhile there were still good shoots though --with their enjoyability entirely dependent on the looks of the girl--not like previously , where the 'look' of the girl didn't seem so important as much as her game-attitude and overall authentically slutty demeanor .... most of those early girls were enjoyable regardless of whether or not they conformed to my ideals. A lot of the later shoots, you could see the whole body language of contempt and distant eyes --they were not present in the room at all --on a lot of those girls, many of whom never said nuthin' hot neither. Like, maybe if you were lucky one of the guys would ask if she likes cum--and-- reluctantly she'll reply 'oh yeah. i want your cum. [on her face:an expression of*PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU FOOL*...WHEREAS-In the older videos everyone's some sort of thickly- southern accented good ol' boy and all the banter is funny --both the dudes and the cohf girl(s) say memorable and oddly hot things--- which made for a much more pleasant viewing experience than those sometimes off putting non-southern dudes of the later era. they could be quite awkward. (nothing ruins two cocks in one mouth more quick;y than that "I'm not gay" -moment that seemed to happen in every other late-COHF -and not in an everyone has a good hearty laugh, early-cohf type of way,either... if that makes any sense...)Don't get me wrong. A lot of those shoots were hot. I'm rambling. Here's my top 5 list of things ever said in a COHF shoot.imho.. THEE ARE BURNED IN MY BRAIN 4 EVER. Share your favorites, please. Or other oddly hot porn dialog moments, etc. whatever's on your mind (within reason)

1. "That's it Big Jim--long dick her. LONG DICK HER!"
I say this all the time. Whenever I want something done, no matter how pedestrian and unsexual it may be---sometimes the only way to get it done right is to say Long Dick Her. Uh. Yeah. That's it, Big Jim. LONG DICK HER. classic.
2. "...Justin Cider (spell ??) 's gonna throw the log in her"
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3. From Megan's Double Trouble(luv those glasses on her in that one. And her and the fluffer girls funky hairdo. -Megan- "Oh , yeah- cum and getting fucked -what more could a girl want- Oh yeahBRING IT ON BABY!" makes me wanna bust a nut, post-haste. works 50% of the time, everytime.

4.Rob Schneider/"You can DOO it!" - Teenage Brandy ( AGAIN- this utterance made famous by semi-beloved(??) comedian Rob Schneider is so stupid, it makes me wanna bust a nut promptly-post-haste. no foolin' .

5. I cant think of any others at the moment. for now let's just go with .. Jody's laughing -it was hot. And I think about the sound every now and then when mentally inventorying my past porn-viewery. there were multiple cohf girls named jody,yeah... but you'd know which one I'm talkin' bout if you seen it--- she drinks cum out of a giant novelty - sized cocktail glass -- if that helps jog your memory at all...
6th place honorable mention: any time that fat guy old guy talks--- the presence of fat dudes, period, actually. Like at some point abs became pre-requisite... (it's good to have hard bodies getting 2 gether with other hard bodies so they can hump--but every now and then, a fat grey haired dude who doesn't take off his shirt, or a freaky guy in in a beekeeping hat or some crazy shit.....that don't hurt either ...

Same here...I even remember the specific shoot that I first saw (Brooke Day at the Park); it was like a light bulb turned on and illuminated exactly what I was looking for but didn't know about!

Imo COHF really set the standard for amateur bukkake. Fortunately, there are some currently operating sites that definitely meet that standard: Southern Bukkake, amateur facials uk, namely.

Yeah, Southern Bukkake is pretty pretttty pretttyyyyyy - pretty good.
amateru facials uk? yeah, I think I've seen some their clips, they were pretty hot.
and what about Jomg? they had a few decent ones too.
But many of the scenes were simply an uninteresting girl who "happened" to be wearing a pair of glasses, so, they weren't really that great ....*yawn*

I would say that COHF holds a special place in my den of perversions because it was the first American "bukkake" site.... I had seen "Amateur Facials" before and fell in lust with several of the girls, but COHF really satisfied my hunger to see girls doused with dozens of loads or more... Something I'd only seen with Japanese porn previously.

COHF was also the first group that got me to start thinking I could actually participate in this hobby as more than just a wanking internet surfer. Although joining in on the COHF fun never happened for me, it eventually led me to other sites such as Southern Bukkake that helped make the fantasy a reality.

Good thoughts here... One thing to keep in mind about COHF is that these people knew each other outside of their little porn gig. Some of them were married or in relationships with each other, others were siblings, and a lot of them were friends outside of COHF. That's what makes the difference with the shoots. Also, I think because there were so many regular participants, a lot of the guys and girls developed a good rapport where, even if the girls weren't really attracted to the guys, they could at least feel comfortable and in control.

One of the first shoots (no pun intended) I ever saw and is still in my top 5 all-time, was 'Tiffany'. Her real name, if anyone is interested is 'xxx' and she used to live in pensacola, florida.

Then soon after Tiffany I saw 'Elaine'as the 'saleslady'. Brooke is great too. Again, Brooke was based in Pensacola, FL. Real name is xxx Holland. She's been busted a few times for drugs, racketeering etc. Her rap sheet is at (link name removed) if you're interested in her criminal history.

In terms of later shoots, the Janessa/xxx scene is a keeper for me.

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One of the first shoots (no pun intended) I ever saw and is still in my top 5 all-time, was 'Tiffany'. Her real name, if anyone is interested is 'xxx' and she used to live in pensacola, florida.

Then soon after Tiffany I saw 'Elaine'as the 'saleslady'. Brooke is great too. Again, Brooke was based in Pensacola, FL. Real name is xxx Holland. She's been busted a few times for drugs, racketeering etc. Her rap sheet is at (link name removed) if you're interested in her criminal history.

In terms of later shoots, the Janessa/xxx scene is a keeper for me.

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I'd go easy on talking about real names of former cumonherface models. A lot of these women have had to rebuild their lives after some pretty rough stuff. No real need to post their names on the net. Just my humble opinion.

Cheers,
Obelisk

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I'd go easy on talking about real names of former cumonherface models. A lot of these women have had to rebuild their lives after some pretty rough stuff. No real need to post their names on the net. Just my humble opinion.

Cheers,
Obelisk

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Well - personally and as Senior Moderator here at FF, I agree with Obelisk >>> No need to post the models real names!!!
canaryboy's post has been censored....

But to get back to the topic at hand (hah) ... I was just thinking back a little on just how long I have been a fan of COHF. Realized that it was almost 15 years ago that I started visiting this website. Still remember the anticipation of waiting for the next shoot to be released. I still remember when Gabrielle was the exciting "new girl"!

There was also something just beautifully sordid about so many COHF shoots. I think it's because, even though the girls were getting paid, none of them was a professional porn actress. A lot of the shoots seem more like you're watching a bunch of guys who chipped in to hire some prostitutes and they all take turns fucking the bejesus out of them and then choose one to spray with cum at the end. And since none of the guys are pros, they sometimes make mistakes, so for example you'll see some guys pour the contents of their condoms onto the girls face because they busted their load prematurely in one of the helpers pussies. I still think someone could probably make a bit of money by convincing some of the old cohf girls to do more porn... If only Mike South could make this happen!

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Well - personally and as Senior Moderator here at FF, I agree with Obelisk >>> No need to post the models real names!!!
canaryboy's post has been censored....

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Apols. I didn't intend to cause offence. I thought the names were common knowledge. Again, apols for any offence!

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There was also something just beautifully sordid about so many COHF shoots.

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Yeah. Totally sleazy, no apologies. I guess that's Florida for you... maybe I should move there :sceptical:

i also was a big fan of COHF and for some reason i loved to watch Sandra. they called her the "resident whore" or something because she was present somehow in many shoots of other girls and the fact she looked older than the others. i guess she loved what she was doing.

Yeah COHF is probably my favourite porn site ever. I used to be a member and couldn't wait for the next one to come out. I enjoyed the early ones after the move to Canada where it was still really raw, before it became a bit sanitised - adana, alexa, arizona, ashley etc. Brittany was a great COHF girl from the early shoots.

Thanks for the kind words guys....very, very few people know it but I shot the original content for amateur-facials.com which is how I got to know Ray, I even attended a few of his shoots.

Ray intentionally paid the girls around P-Cola more money than most anyone else would he was making bank so he could afford to and thats smart because it keeps them "in house"

Why he made some of the foolish decisions he did is beyond me but hats neither here nor there. After the bust I got a lot of interest from many of Rays models and from some of his employees as well but I made the decision to steer very clear for the same reason that I automatically cancel a shoot if a girl gets arrested for any reason prior to the shoot...better safe than sorry and ray and his girls had tons of baggage that could flag me...prostitution, illegal guns, drugs etc. No matter how hot the girl is she isnt worth putting my guys or my business in even a little risk.

all that said I still shoot a wide variety of girls one of my current favorites is Cherry Morgan...for me she looks like what a porn star should look like and she loves doing the bukkakes.....another one (and I am shooting her this week) is Shelby Paige.

if you guys could see the girls I get that want to shoot that I pass on....LOL thats the funniest stuff one girl told me she was "slightly overweight" when I got her pics turns out she is 5'1" and weighs 215 lbs

my gut wants to write back and say honey...that is NOT "Slightly overweight" but Im nice and say you are not the market niche that I shoot for...thats usually enough.

on the flip side I had a guy once. heres the post from www.mikesouth.com you should all read it daily!

This guy called me and this is a word for word conversation of what happened, I don’t know how he got my phone number but presumably it was on an adult jobs board:

MS: “Hello”

Billy: “Ya, umm is this where y’all make them porno videos?”

MS: “This is South River Video can I help you?”

Billy ” Ya, ummm my name’s Billy and I seen where you are lookin for porno actors”

MS: “How old are you Billy?”

Billy “Ahm 27 what would I have to do?”

MS: “Well you have to fuck on camera and cum when I tell you too”

Billy “I ain’t gonna have to fuck no nigger am I?” he pauses ” Or no guy”

at this point I’m speechless but he continues

Billy: ” Well I reckon I might do a guy but I ain’t gonna fuck no nigger.”

MS: “Ok Billy Let me get this straight, you would suck a guys dick….” he interrupts

Billy: “Ya long as it ain’t no nigger”

MS: “But you would not not fuck Halle Berry?”

Billy: “yup, I just don’t want nothin to do with niggers”

MS: ” I Think You got the wrong number asshole!”

And I hung up.

I wonder if he is any relation to Trent Lott…At any rate, Billy, whoever you are, you are now the second recipient of the Brian Ciancio Award, I only wish that I bestow upon you something more appropriate, like a day or two in a locked room with Lexington Steele and Mister Marcus.

Please don’t read this site, it disturbs me think that you reflect the mentality of anyone in the human race, much less one of my readers, but then again I suspect you are too fucking stupid to read.

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Thanks for the kind words guys....very, very few people know it but I shot the original content for amateur-facials.com which is how I got to know Ray, I even attended a few of his shoots.

Ray intentionally paid the girls around P-Cola more money than most anyone else would he was making bank so he could afford to and thats smart because it keeps them "in house"

Why he made some of the foolish decisions he did is beyond me but hats neither here nor there. After the bust I got a lot of interest from many of Rays models and from some of his employees as well but I made the decision to steer very clear for the same reason that I automatically cancel a shoot if a girl gets arrested for any reason prior to the shoot...better safe than sorry and ray and his girls had tons of baggage that could flag me...prostitution, illegal guns, drugs etc. No matter how hot the girl is she isnt worth putting my guys or my business in even a little risk.

all that said I still shoot a wide variety of girls one of my current favorites is Cherry Morgan...for me she looks like what a porn star should look like and she loves doing the bukkakes.....another one (and I am shooting her this week) is Shelby Paige.

if you guys could see the girls I get that want to shoot that I pass on....LOL thats the funniest stuff one girl told me she was "slightly overweight" when I got her pics turns out she is 5'1" and weighs 215 lbs

my gut wants to write back and say honey...that is NOT "Slightly overweight" but Im nice and say you are not the market niche that I shoot for...thats usually enough.

on the flip side I had a guy once. heres the post from www.mikesouth.com you should all read it daily!

This guy called me and this is a word for word conversation of what happened, I don’t know how he got my phone number but presumably it was on an adult jobs board:

MS: “Hello”

Billy: “Ya, umm is this where y’all make them porno videos?”

MS: “This is South River Video can I help you?”

Billy ” Ya, ummm my name’s Billy and I seen where you are lookin for porno actors”

MS: “How old are you Billy?”

Billy “Ahm 27 what would I have to do?”

MS: “Well you have to fuck on camera and cum when I tell you too”

Billy “I ain’t gonna have to fuck no nigger am I?” he pauses ” Or no guy”

at this point I’m speechless but he continues

Billy: ” Well I reckon I might do a guy but I ain’t gonna fuck no nigger.”

MS: “Ok Billy Let me get this straight, you would suck a guys dick….” he interrupts

Billy: “Ya long as it ain’t no nigger”

MS: “But you would not not fuck Halle Berry?”

Billy: “yup, I just don’t want nothin to do with niggers”

MS: ” I Think You got the wrong number asshole!”

And I hung up.

I wonder if he is any relation to Trent Lott…At any rate, Billy, whoever you are, you are now the second recipient of the Brian Ciancio Award, I only wish that I bestow upon you something more appropriate, like a day or two in a locked room with Lexington Steele and Mister Marcus.

Please don’t read this site, it disturbs me think that you reflect the mentality of anyone in the human race, much less one of my readers, but then again I suspect you are too fucking stupid to read.

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Something to think about...

Have been looking for a very early cohf vid that had a girl in it that danced at Lookers in Pensacola. Her stage name was Brooke real name Melanie. She is not the Brooke that did multiple shoots on these threads.

The early Cohf Vids are by far the best.

A little history. When I got to college I was finally able to enjoy porn via the video tape revolution and because in my sophomore year I finally had my own apartment. Somewhere in there I got hooked on facials but not bukkake. Being involved with computers I was on the internet from the beginning with bulletin boards and such. Of course, I looked at porn where available, usually through select private boards you had to search for. Eventually, this led to looking for facials on the net. That led me to amateur-facials. Weren't they out of Buffalo? Later I found Cumonherface. Then later I found Rodney Moore and Mike South. It's interesting to know that Mike, cumonherface and amateur-facials were all related. I know AF knew about COHF but didn't know why nor how. Those early internet days fed my love of the facial and through COHF, my love of bukkake, though it wasn't called that then.

The thing I loved about the site was not so much the women, because some of them were not very attractive, particularly early on. But some of them were. And while the resolution of all these early sites images and videos weren't great, the girls took some great loads. In my opinion, an unattractive girl can look pretty with a nice load or ten on her face. To me, it really is beautiful, and not just a turn on. The resolution of the images, if not the videos immediately, improved and so did the lighting. Some early shoots on COHF were ruined by poor lighting I think. One girl I remember was going off into the military, or so they said, and wanted a group facial. She was a blonde stunner. But you simply couldn't tell she had gotten many white goopy loads on her because it wasn't photographed well. What a shame. But after a bit things did get better. And on COHF, the girls did seem to enjoy things. They'd smile and laugh and not act like robots. This is something that still occurs on Mike South's SouthernBukkake though his new shoots are infrequent (not really his fault there). So, you get an average to good looking girl who'd be laughing and having a good time. Then she get's laid by several guys, is really into it, sometimes cums, doesn't resent anything but is happy, then gets loads of cum on her face, and, my favorite, in her eyes! I hear they gave some eye drops so things wouldn't sting. Don't know if that's true. But the end result is the most beautiful act and image in porn, the full one, girl-enjoying-it, eye-glooping, facial bukkake.

I really wish there was another site that would do this same sort of thing again. Mike South's is the closest I've seen. God knows his stuff is well shot and, when they do get some loaded guys, the girls face gets plastered. But COHF has updates almost every week, and until they were sold off or whatever and Ray went to jail, they were producing good content. There is nothing like that now, or if there is, I wish someone would point me to it.