Record time for meeting a woman and cumming in/on her?

[scottifer]

I'd like to hear stories of very short gaps between first meeting a woman and having an orgasm with her (or having sex without orgasm). Prostitutes don't count, but sex parties or people meeting on dating apps or something similar do. E.g., mine would be two encounters, one with a woman I met on a phone sex line around 1999; I drove to pick her up, and in less than an hour I was cumming in her mouth, albeit very awkwardly in my car in a commercial parking lot. She was otherwise uninteresting, so I never got together with her again. A couple years later I was at a sex party in a hotel, and I started with a woman I had contacted before the party, but it turned out she liked sucking dick but not swallowing, so she left the bed without my being satisfied. But apparently the female half of the organizing couple was watching me, and seeing me sitting on the edge of the bed with my erection hanging out of my shorts told her girlfriend "hold my drink," then kneeled down to give me what she called a proper welcome to the group, sucking me off in about 5 minutes into her mouth as her friend watched. I didn't time it, but this was surely less than an hour into the party.

So those short times were because of circumstances where people hooked up with relative strangers because they were hot to trot. For a normal date, I've had blowjobs on the first night several times, but it's usually taken many more hours to get there. Has anyone had a blowjob, sex, or orgasm with a woman in significantly less than an hour? Under what circumstances?

[crabber333]

I'd like to hear stories of very short gaps between first meeting a woman and having an orgasm with her (or having sex without orgasm). Prostitutes don't count, but sex parties or people meeting on dating apps or something similar do. E.g., mine would be two encounters, one with a woman I met on a phone sex line around 1999; I drove to pick her up, and in less than an hour I was cumming in her mouth, albeit very awkwardly in my car in a commercial parking lot. She was otherwise uninteresting, so I never got together with her again. A couple years later I was at a sex party in a hotel, and I started with a woman I had contacted before the party, but it turned out she liked sucking dick but not swallowing, so she left the bed without my being satisfied. But apparently the female half of the organizing couple was watching me, and seeing me sitting on the edge of the bed with my erection hanging out of my shorts told her girlfriend "hold my drink," then kneeled down to give me what she called a proper welcome to the group, sucking me off in about 5 minutes into her mouth as her friend watched. I didn't time it, but this was surely less than an hour into the party.

So those short times were because of circumstances where people hooked up with relative strangers because they were hot to trot. For a normal date, I've had blowjobs on the first night several times, but it's usually taken many more hours to get there. Has anyone had a blowjob, sex, or orgasm with a woman in significantly less than an hour? Under what circumstances?

Love it, such a classic line from someone who is about to "getter dun" !!! lol And such a great host too,lol.

[nan2002]

I've had plenty of encounters through personals and dating apps where I'm cum on them within an hour. Of course that only counts the in-person time having invested some pre-meet comms on exactly what we both wanted. Does that count?

If so I had one woman who drove about 90 mins to meet me. I met her in a public place near mine (5 mins chat) drove her back to mine (5 mins) got her to blow me and came on her face (20ish mins) chatted (5 mins) drove her back to her car and dropped her off (5 mins). Then she had a 90 min drive to get back home before the kids got home from school!

[schmack]

Met a woman almost a year ago via a dating app called Feeld, which specializes in kink. Had two drinks at a bar, she invited me back to her place, and she was sucking my cock and swallowing my load within maybe two hours of meeting each other. We continued to see each other on and off for maybe six months.

She was very fond of my cock and knew of my cum fetish, and she was perfectly willing to let me cum on her cleavage, let it dry, and go out for a date with that patch on full display. She did not want facials, however, and that was the top reason I found someone else. Good app though if you're looking for someone kinky and don't mind being patient.

[scottifer]

I've had plenty of encounters through personals and dating apps where I'm cum on them within an hour. Of course that only counts the in-person time having invested some pre-meet comms on exactly what we both wanted. Does that count?

If so I had one woman who drove about 90 mins to meet me. I met her in a public place near mine (5 mins chat) drove her back to mine (5 mins) got her to blow me and came on her face (20ish mins) chatted (5 mins) drove her back to her car and dropped her off (5 mins). Then she had a 90 min drive to get back home before the kids got home from school!

Yes, I basically don't think the pre-meeting discussion, even over days, counts for all that much, there's still something great about orgasms so soon after the first physical meeting. Didn't you once post about a younger woman coming over for an immediate facial after much previous online-only chat?

[facepainter48]

There was a thing that used to happen at parties where a girl would grab a guy and bring him into the bathroom and suck him off. I remember seeing it happen a couple times and then one night this super cute pixie girl who i had a crush on but who i did not know at all did it. She took a dude by the hand and led him into the bathroom right off the main room and everyone saw it. They were in there for maybe 20 minutes and when they left they made a bee line for the front door and left. I didnt know the guy really but i saw him a few weeks later and he told me she sucked his cock and swallowed in the bathroom and then they went back to his place to fuck. He said he never met her before that night and that he hadn't talked to her since. Fast forward a couple months and Im at a party and I see here there. I had a few too many but i had the courage to do something so i went up to her and without saying anything took her by the hand and she followed me to the bathroom. We made out really sloppily in the shower and it was so hot and we were getting heavy and my cock was rock hard. At some point someone started pounding on the door and we left. She was eyeing me and about 30 mins later we went back into the bathroom where she immediately fell to her knees and started unpacking my gear. she had my cock in her mouth in a matter of seconds and proceeded to give me a really nice super sloppy blowjob, and i was drunk enough that i was able to ask her if i could slap my cock on her face and rub it all over and she said yes. So i spent a good few minutes cock slapping her and rubbing it all over her cheeks and nose and forehead - it really was like a dream. she looked so adorable down there and i was so hard and oozing. But damn it if whisky dick isn't a thing! She continued to give me an incredible blowjob and i even asked if i could cum on her face and she said yes. I couldnt cum tho - it was ridiculous she kept bobbin on me and even tried deepthroating me a bit and jerked me while squeezing my balls - like she really wanted it - but i just couldnt finish. I was so embarrassed and after a while she gave up and left the bathroom. I was too ashamed to ask for her number and I never talked to her again after that and only saw her a few times. I still JO thinking about this experience. Still so fresh in my mind after all these years.
I think this story counts because I didnt know her - i just knew her name. we never talked before that nigh and to be honest i dont think we talked at all in the bathroom either - it was a silent engagement except for the questions of consent and all. Makes me wonder how many men shes done that with! She looked so cute and innocent too!