Thoughts on COHF and various other observations on the facials in porn

[midnightblue]

Like many here I caught the facials bug from cumonherface many years ago--and haven't looked back since! The quality of that site really went down after 'the move' or whatever it was(which I read about here, of course), for awhile there were still good shoots though --with their enjoyability entirely dependent on the looks of the girl--not like previously , where the 'look' of the girl didn't seem so important as much as her game-attitude and overall authentically slutty demeanor .... most of those early girls were enjoyable regardless of whether or not they conformed to my ideals. A lot of the later shoots, you could see the whole body language of contempt and distant eyes --they were not present in the room at all --on a lot of those girls, many of whom never said nuthin' hot neither. Like, maybe if you were lucky one of the guys would ask if she likes cum--and-- reluctantly she'll reply 'oh yeah. i want your cum. [on her face:an expression of*PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU FOOL*...WHEREAS-In the older videos everyone's some sort of thickly- southern accented good ol' boy and all the banter is funny --both the dudes and the cohf girl(s) say memorable and oddly hot things--- which made for a much more pleasant viewing experience than those sometimes off putting non-southern dudes of the later era. they could be quite awkward. (nothing ruins two cocks in one mouth more quick;y than that "I'm not gay" -moment that seemed to happen in every other late-COHF -and not in an everyone has a good hearty laugh, early-cohf type of way,either... if that makes any sense...)Don't get me wrong. A lot of those shoots were hot. I'm rambling. Here's my top 5 list of things ever said in a COHF shoot.imho.. THEE ARE BURNED IN MY BRAIN 4 EVER. Share your favorites, please. Or other oddly hot porn dialog moments, etc. whatever's on your mind (within reason)

1. "That's it Big Jim--long dick her. LONG DICK HER!"
I say this all the time. Whenever I want something done, no matter how pedestrian and unsexual it may be---sometimes the only way to get it done right is to say Long Dick Her. Uh. Yeah. That's it, Big Jim. LONG DICK HER. classic.
2. "...Justin Cider (spell ??) 's gonna throw the log in her"
...
3. From Megan's Double Trouble(luv those glasses on her in that one. And her and the fluffer girls funky hairdo. -Megan- "Oh , yeah- cum and getting fucked -what more could a girl want- Oh yeahBRING IT ON BABY!" makes me wanna bust a nut, post-haste. works 50% of the time, everytime.

4.Rob Schneider/"You can DOO it!" - Teenage Brandy ( AGAIN- this utterance made famous by semi-beloved(??) comedian Rob Schneider is so stupid, it makes me wanna bust a nut promptly-post-haste. no foolin' .

5. I cant think of any others at the moment. for now let's just go with .. Jody's laughing -it was hot. And I think about the sound every now and then when mentally inventorying my past porn-viewery. there were multiple cohf girls named jody,yeah... but you'd know which one I'm talkin' bout if you seen it--- she drinks cum out of a giant novelty - sized cocktail glass -- if that helps jog your memory at all...
6th place honorable mention: any time that fat guy old guy talks--- the presence of fat dudes, period, actually. Like at some point abs became pre-requisite... (it's good to have hard bodies getting 2 gether with other hard bodies so they can hump--but every now and then, a fat grey haired dude who doesn't take off his shirt, or a freaky guy in in a beekeeping hat or some crazy shit.....that don't hurt either ...

[8TRIG]

Same here...I even remember the specific shoot that I first saw (Brooke Day at the Park); it was like a light bulb turned on and illuminated exactly what I was looking for but didn't know about!

Imo COHF really set the standard for amateur bukkake. Fortunately, there are some currently operating sites that definitely meet that standard: Southern Bukkake, amateur facials uk, namely.

[midnightblue]

Yeah, Southern Bukkake is pretty pretttty pretttyyyyyy - pretty good.
amateru facials uk? yeah, I think I've seen some their clips, they were pretty hot.
and what about Jomg? they had a few decent ones too.
But many of the scenes were simply an uninteresting girl who "happened" to be wearing a pair of glasses, so, they weren't really that great ....*yawn*

[MKato44]

I would say that COHF holds a special place in my den of perversions because it was the first American "bukkake" site.... I had seen "Amateur Facials" before and fell in lust with several of the girls, but COHF really satisfied my hunger to see girls doused with dozens of loads or more... Something I'd only seen with Japanese porn previously.

COHF was also the first group that got me to start thinking I could actually participate in this hobby as more than just a wanking internet surfer. Although joining in on the COHF fun never happened for me, it eventually led me to other sites such as Southern Bukkake that helped make the fantasy a reality.

[obelisk]

Good thoughts here... One thing to keep in mind about COHF is that these people knew each other outside of their little porn gig. Some of them were married or in relationships with each other, others were siblings, and a lot of them were friends outside of COHF. That's what makes the difference with the shoots. Also, I think because there were so many regular participants, a lot of the guys and girls developed a good rapport where, even if the girls weren't really attracted to the guys, they could at least feel comfortable and in control.

[canaryboy]

One of the first shoots (no pun intended) I ever saw and is still in my top 5 all-time, was 'Tiffany'. Her real name, if anyone is interested is 'xxx' and she used to live in pensacola, florida.

Then soon after Tiffany I saw 'Elaine'as the 'saleslady'. Brooke is great too. Again, Brooke was based in Pensacola, FL. Real name is xxx Holland. She's been busted a few times for drugs, racketeering etc. Her rap sheet is at (link name removed) if you're interested in her criminal history.

In terms of later shoots, the Janessa/xxx scene is a keeper for me.

[obelisk]

One of the first shoots (no pun intended) I ever saw and is still in my top 5 all-time, was 'Tiffany'. Her real name, if anyone is interested is 'xxx' and she used to live in pensacola, florida.

Then soon after Tiffany I saw 'Elaine'as the 'saleslady'. Brooke is great too. Again, Brooke was based in Pensacola, FL. Real name is xxx Holland. She's been busted a few times for drugs, racketeering etc. Her rap sheet is at (link name removed) if you're interested in her criminal history.

In terms of later shoots, the Janessa/xxx scene is a keeper for me.

I'd go easy on talking about real names of former cumonherface models. A lot of these women have had to rebuild their lives after some pretty rough stuff. No real need to post their names on the net. Just my humble opinion.

Cheers,
Obelisk

[greyhound]

I'd go easy on talking about real names of former cumonherface models. A lot of these women have had to rebuild their lives after some pretty rough stuff. No real need to post their names on the net. Just my humble opinion.

Cheers,
Obelisk

Well - personally and as Senior Moderator here at FF, I agree with Obelisk >>> No need to post the models real names!!!
canaryboy's post has been censored....

[obelisk]

But to get back to the topic at hand (hah) ... I was just thinking back a little on just how long I have been a fan of COHF. Realized that it was almost 15 years ago that I started visiting this website. Still remember the anticipation of waiting for the next shoot to be released. I still remember when Gabrielle was the exciting "new girl"!

[obelisk]

There was also something just beautifully sordid about so many COHF shoots. I think it's because, even though the girls were getting paid, none of them was a professional porn actress. A lot of the shoots seem more like you're watching a bunch of guys who chipped in to hire some prostitutes and they all take turns fucking the bejesus out of them and then choose one to spray with cum at the end. And since none of the guys are pros, they sometimes make mistakes, so for example you'll see some guys pour the contents of their condoms onto the girls face because they busted their load prematurely in one of the helpers pussies. I still think someone could probably make a bit of money by convincing some of the old cohf girls to do more porn... If only Mike South could make this happen!