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[zigy]

So he stops off in the middle of the woods,grabs his pistol out of the trunk and goes off on foot in search of bears.
He sees one drinking down by the stream, he slowly aims the gun, and BANG! he shoots the bear and it falls down to the floor, not 2 seconds later he gets a tap on the shoulder, he turns around to find the bear standing right in front of him, the bear says "look mate, that really hurt, so im gonna give u 2 choices, either i rip you to shreds, or i bumfuck you" so the hunter thinks, o shit what should i do?, but seen as he doesn't want to die he lets the bear bumfuck him.

Afterwards he's really pissed off about the bear incedent, so he runs back to his car, grabs his shotgun and goes out in search to kill that same bear.

He finds the bear he's looking for with 2 other bears, so BANG BANG BANG! he shoots all 3 of them and they fall to the floor, yet only 2 seconds later he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to find the 3 bears standing in front of him, so the first bear says "alright mate, that hurt the 3 of us, so you've got 2 choices, we bumfuck you, or we rip you to shreds" so once again the hunter who doesn't want to die lets them bumfuck him.

So now the hunter is really really pissed off, so he goes back to his car, pulls out his rocket launcher and goes off in search for those 3 bears.

He comes across them in a whole pack of tenbears, he aims the rocket and BOOM! the bears blow up. But once again he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to face the 10 bears behind him, the first one says " look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya?"

[Brian1453]

Fuck it or kill it.....definitely HER decision!

[greyhound]

Fuck it or kill it.....definitely HER decision!

Great picture - I like it

[gloryholeprincess]

" look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya?"

lol
Piper

[bambi.blonde]

look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya?"

long joke but totally worth it lol!

[bambi.blonde]

I like to play cards from time to time. I have even looked into some of those multi-use card tables but never saw one like this one. Wonder where they sell these?

I don't think you can get these at your local Ikea. But let us know if you find a stockist

[Brian1453]

I don't think you can get these at your local Ikea. But let us know if you find a stockist

I think their business would go up a LOT if they started carrying that model. Wonder if they would let customers sit down and try them out before taking one home?

Now here is the outfit to buy your missus for the big game.

[Brian1453]

Had a chuckle over this one and thought I would share it.

Grandpa was reminiscing about the good old days......

“When I was a boy, Momma would send me down to the corner store
with a dollar, and I’d come back with five pounds of potatoes,
two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese,
a packet of tea, and half a dozen eggs.
You can’t do that now.

Too many fuckin’ security cameras.”

[Brian1453]

You know how some women say all men are dogs? This is the dog.

[Brian1453]

You know how you are at work sometimes and you start thinking you are having a bad day? This is a BAD day!