Thank you, Butman! This is one of my favorite threads on FF - you and I share very similar tastes and in similar proportions.

My favorite genre recently has been the thong-bent-over-far-enough-that-the-asshole-peeks-out. The reason for this is that I got a new cleaning lady off of craigslist about a month ago and one of my requirements in my post was that the applicant needed to be willing to dress sexy - well, the girl I ended up picking shows up in really skimpy thongs and every time she bends over, I feel the tension in my balls...best $75 I spend every week.