Can I nominate myself for a cum-lovers medal?

-I have found a substance that is just as gooey and stringy as seminal fluid/cum.
-Unlike egg white it can't hurt you
-Unlike egg white you can heat this up and it won't, well, turn into cooked egg!
-I have tested it by freezing it for a couple weeks. The flavor and texture doesn't change.
-When thawed it looks like semen. (Clear or opaque)
-When heated in a microwave it still looks like semen
-It takes only a little effort to get

Ready?