Girls Surrounded By Cock

[Calum]

I wonder if there's an official name for a collective of cocks. I mean, is it a swarm of cocks, or a school of cocks, or gaggle of cocks, or a herd of cocks, or a pride of cocks?

I don't know. My personal choice is a pride of cocks, as it looks like these gorgeous women are about to swallow their pride.


Greene Ape

Could it be 'a crowd', 'a covey', 'a company', 'a cohort', 'a colony', 'a congregation' ...??

If you used to collective noun for iguanas it could be 'a mess' of cocks, and there is actually a collective noun for swallows (the bird, in case you were in any doubt) which is 'a gulp of swallows' - ... so, 'a gulp' of cocks is good, but perhaps it could be 'a swallow' of cocks...??

But I'm going to suggest a new one: 'a gobble' of cocks.

But then again perhaps it should be 'a jizz' of cocks. Personally I don't think 'a load' really works, but perhaps 'a spunking', 'a soaking', 'a drenching'...??

What does anyone think? In fact... girls - tell us the collective noun of your stickier dreams...