Regarding the following:
I imagine the OP might've meant, 'Has anyone died from anticipation of your sweet mouth on their swollen shaft?' or, possibly, 'Are you so orally-inclined that you've actually counted one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, and so on, under your breath before impaling yourself on your prey's blood-engorged member?' But, as well, he may just mean, 'write something that makes me stroke myself faster'!