I know I don’t post much here anymore, but my wife and I had a funny incident last week that I thought you might all like to hear.

My wife and I normally travel back home for the holidays and shack up with family. The house is packed, so intimacy for us normally takes a back seat. However, my wife tends to get turned on with the thought of getting caught doing something naughty – but for some reason it only pertains to family catching us. I think it has something to do with her growing up in a household that shamed any sort of sexual expression.

Anyways, we were staying in a spare bedroom with my family. We slept with the door closed but the commotion of family walking back and forth outside the door in the hallway woke me up. I glanced over and my wife was already up shopping on her smartphone. I noticed she was holding our joint credit card as she was making her purchase. I made a wise-ass comment about how quickly she starts spending money in the morning. We then joked back and forth about how she spends money and I pay the credit card – normal spousal banter.

After a while of us making small talk, she looked at me and shoved her hand under the covers and started slowly stroking my cock. I played coy about how we can’t do anything right now because family is outside the door and made up stupid excuses like the bed is too creaky (it is) and how I would make too much of a mess since 99% of our intimacy ends in her taking a facial. I knew she wouldn’t take no for an answer so we discussed how the act would take place. She doesn’t like to swallow on an empty stomach, so we settled on her giving me a quiet blowjob and with her taking my load in her mouth and then spitting it into a clean shirt so there is no mess to clean up since the route to the nearest bathroom would undoubtedly expose her to family members who would ask what she has all over her face. 😊

I laid there on my back and she faced away and started to give me a slow, gentle blowjob. After a while, she pushed my legs apart and nestled in between them and proceeded to suck me off so I could watch. She was starting to work up a good rhythm as I held her long, brown hair up into a bun on top of her head. Every so often I would grab a hold of her head and shove her head all the way down so my cock was filling every inch of her throat. I would let her up after a few seconds so she would let out a quiet gasp as her spit dripped onto my cock. After about 7 minutes of this, I whispered that I needed to cum. She sprung out of the bed and knelt on her knees as I quickly stood up and positioned myself in front of her. We both kind of winced as the bed made a loud creak as we jostled around.

She looked up at me with her big, brown eyes, tilted her head back, opened her mouth and gently stuck out her tongue. As I was stroking and just about to shoot my load, she was struggling with her arm being caught in the bedding and as she freed her arm, the credit card she was holding in bed flipped into the air. We both watched it for what seemed to be an eternity as it floated in the air and finally landed next to her on the floor. She looked down at the card and then looked back up at me. I was continuing to stroke the entire time and said, “That’s about right.” In a split second she let out a single, loud laugh – which altered the angle of her head - just as I shot my first heavy load directly into her left eye. The force and location of the shot surprised her as she quickly snapped her eye shut. She also realized she should not be making any sound so she muffled her laugh and instead let out a weak whimper as the cum settled into the corner of her eye. Getting a direct shot into the eye caused her head to tilt back further as her mouth stayed open with her tongue sticking out, but that head tilt caused her nostrils to be in the direct line of fire with my second shot. My second shot was just as thick and heavy as the first and hit her directly in the left nostril. This caused her to whip her tongue back into her mouth and her face scrunched up as I’m sure cum was filling her sinuses. She let out a quiet “ugh” as a small cum bubble started to form at the end of her nose just in time for my third shot to find it’s way directly into her still open mouth. At this point, she was convulsing in silence on her knees in front of me as her head tilted down as she hoped that cum would drip out of her eye, nose, and throat. Mind you – I’m still cumming and as her head tilts down I’m continuing to stroke and drip the rest of my load onto the top of her head.

She fell back onto her butt and started laughing quietly in disbelief at all that happened. I was laughing as well, but now I was just trying to find something to help her clean up. I love that she’s such a sport at taking facials, but I don’t want her to be in pain. As I’m looking around, she reaches up and grabs my cock at the base and pulls me towards her. She sat there, on the floor with cum dripping down her face as she enthusiastically sucked and stroked the remaining cum from my cock. “Good girl.”, was all I could muster as I rifled through our luggage to find a clean shirt to clean her up with.