A pic from the last American Gokkun, the 70 man cum omelet.

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”

Powers’ useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”

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"PornoDan" just wrote this on another website about Jim Powers Bukkake last night in LA:

Tonight’s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery.The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described byThrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest.J im Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, “While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.”