Quentin and his lover Tarquin visit the zoo,
When the are at the monkey enclosure Quentin notices that one of the gorillas has a huge hard on, he giggles and simply can't resist and reaches through the bars and he begins to stroke it.
Suddenly the gorilla wrenches him through the cage and f##ks him non stop for six hours, when he is finished with him it throws him over the fence and Quentin is rushed to hospital and two days later when he comes round Tarquin is at his bed side and asks, "Ooh Tarquin, are you hurt?"

Quentin replies, "am I hurt.....AM I HURT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WELL WOULDN'T YOU BE"?
"HE HASN'T PHONED ME...
"HE HASN'T TEXT ME..........