There were no misunderstandings mate. I just used your question as an opportunity to restate the 'rules of the game'.
Basically every forum in existence has chat areas where people post funny pics, tell jokes and share stories - all we want is for you to do that here and we'll pick winners.
All the best battery - and as to the suggestion we're thinking of doing some rude T-shirts and I'd already considered "Got Bukkake?"