I'm all about the land of freedom and the right to fantasize about having sex with 3 legged alien beasts of burden if that's what blows your skirt up but I feel compelled to make the distinction between "healthy kink" and "psychotic behavior", now perhaps there is a language barrier going on here but drinking condoms found on the ground falls into the "psychotic behavior" category.

So for all you bros out there, who think expecting your girlfriends to drink street condoms is a good example of taking your kink to the next level, listen to old uncle Arty, if you find yourself looking for a woman to fulfill this fantasy you should A) expect a long and lonely life B) seriously consider talking to a mental health professional C) not be PMing my girlfriend about answering anymore questions.