Earlier this week a BBC2 drama called The Night Watch featured two prisoners sharing a cell. The man in the top bunk, believing his cellmate to be asleep, wanks off. After he has finished he realises that the prisoner on the bunk below is now wanking off to him wanking off. The top man leans over, calls the other one disgusting and flicks spunk all over his face.

Who says the BBC doesn't move with the times!


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