Glad you liked those Piper. You know what they say, if you can make a beautiful woman laugh, then you are halfway to heaven.
Here is hoping these bring you a few more chuckles.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
- Are you goin' out tonight?
- Can't, I'm with fourty in my bed.
- Flu?
- No, bukkake.
Just Like The Movies
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. She wasn't pleased one bit, stormed out of the room and dumped me the next day.
I guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.
Good advice.
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Some of these may have been posted here before-not sure.
I did see that jonze posted the "butterfly" tramp stamp in the past.
I am posting it again, just for laughs.
All of these are funny and quizzical. People are crazy!
Please enjoy the madness!
The pic with the chainsaw is absolutely insane.
The pic with the scripture is somewhat off-putting (who would want to cum on a scripture?)
The one with the dog and the ducks is from the 80s Nintendo game-"Duck Hunt". Just fire away at the ducks, right? lol
etc...etc...people are crazy!
(Post #1000 for the second time-bwahahahaha)
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