Winstanley's World Of Wonder

[winstanley]

"What's that baby? Oh yeah: swallowing sperm is really good for a girl. It has a number of benefits. For one thing, it actually makes your tits bigger. Yeah! Amazing isn't it? It makes your tits bigger and keeps your waist small - but you have to swallow every day. That's important - you can't miss a day. Luckily for you I have loads: I'm always making more, just for your benefit. No, don't thank me, I'm happy to do it for you. If I'm not around for some reason, suck off some other guy - just make sure that somehow you get a load every day.

Did I mention it keeps your skin soft and makes your hair shine? Yep, all true. I mean, why would I lie? It's just so good for a girl. So aren't you a lucky little thing? Yes, you are"

[winstanley]

Always make time for art in your life. It has so much to teach us.

[winstanley]

"Now baby, you've become a good cocksucker. A very good cocksucker - you make it look very natural and easy. So that's why I'm going to challenge you to get to the next level. Now you have to suck two cocks at once. That's right, I said two. No, no, I'm not joking. And it's not optional."

[wobblybob54]

"Now baby, you've become a good cocksucker. A very good cocksucker - you make it look very natural and easy. So that's why I'm going to challenge you to get to the next level. Now you have to suck two cocks at once. That's right, I said two. No, no, I'm not joking. And it's not optional."

There's some pretty efficient ear breathers in your latest post. Cheers Mr W.

[winstanley]

Question: what, when observed in the street, can ...

- rob you of the power of speech?
- make you walk into a door, or reverse your car into a bollard?
- turn your brain to mush?
- leave you with your mouth silently opening and closing?
- cause you to dribble down your front?

Answer: cleavage like this.

[wobblybob54]

Must get my snorkel out of storage.

http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...9&d=1477206117

[winstanley]

Do you [insert name of bride here] take this man's penis to be your God?

I do.

Do you promise to love it, worship it, and suck it whenever necessary? Do you promise to kiss, stroke and adore it?

I do

And will you furthermore allow yourself to be titfucked, facefucked and deepthroated in any place and at any time, including in the car straight after this ceremony if required?

I will

[winstanley]

Important for a girl to keep busy. Should a girl be found wasting time - spending too much time on her phone, taking pointless selfies etc, the recommended course of action is illustrated below.

[wobblybob54]

Fantastic updates Mr W.

[winstanley]

Fantastic updates Mr W.

Thank you Bob! Praise indeed ...