Winstanley's World Of Wonder

[winstanley]

Coming soon on WWoW, we report on that great event in the sporting calendar, the Tit-Fuck Olympics. Stay tuned.

Well, maybe the Tit-fuck Olympics is a bit far-fetched, but I do think we should be arguing the case for tit-fucking being included as an olympic event. I could see marks being given for Technical Merit and Artistic Impression (maybe also just for having massive jugs). You can imagine different disciplines:

Passive Multi-Man Titfuck. The competitor holds her tits together but is not allowed to move as a line of 25 men fuck her tits and ejaculate on her. Timed - the clock stops when the last man has come. The element of skill is slightly contentious (and in reality is non-existent) but fans of this discipline point to the way in which the best competitors are able to create intense excitement (and rapid orgasms) by means of eye-contact, lip-licking etc.*

Active Titfuck. The competitor actively works up and down a cock's shaft with her held-together tits in order to produce orgasm. Only a straight up-and-down motion is allowed. A timed event.

Advanced Titfuck. In addition to the above, the competitor is allowed to jiggle and / or juggle her tits. Points-based, as described above.

Multi-Man Swallowing. Here the competitors need to direct the cocks so that the maximum possible number of cum spurts enter their mouths. Each is alotted ten men, the winner is the one judged to have swallowed most spurts.

In-Bra, No Hands. In this event the competitor keeps her bra on and is not allowed to use her hands. The action of the bra creates a tight passage between the breasts which the man can fuck. The successful competitor will be able to bring a man to orgasm in this way even though hand-pressure is not allowed. Jiggling is permitted, as is setting up of a bouncing action. This event would be decided on time to taken to reach orgasm.

Two-Man Freestyle. The competitor has sex with two men in any way she pleases but must be engaged in tit-fucking at least 75% of the time. Decided on points awarded, as in all disciplines, by an international panel of trouser-rubbing perverts.


* Of course this is nonsense: all that is really happening is that a girl is being used for sex on television by a whole bunch of men. But we have to go through the motions of claiming there is some skill involved.

[wobblybob54]

Just beautiful..
http://www.facialforum.net/attachmen...3&d=1499383095

[rg3131]

[QUOTE=winstanley;855057]Only breasts and erect penises in these pictures. Oh, and maybe the occasional bra.*

Wow....please post more of these!

[winstanley]

[QUOTE=rg3131;855193]

Only breasts and erect penises in these pictures. Oh, and maybe the occasional bra.*

Wow....please post more of these!

Your wish is my command!

[wobblybob54]

A fine selection Mr W.

[winstanley]

Every once in a while this thread does actually show facials. Here are what I take to be some amateur ones. Real girls feeling the power of sperm.

[winstanley]

And now: a selection of classy, sophisticated, intelligent, well-qualified women who nonetheless posess an understated, discreet sex appeal*

* Oops, sorry, I may have selected from the wrong folder.

[wobblybob54]

As I've said before how the hell do they manage to stand up??

[Lord_Daemon]

How about a round of one-handed applause for the unsung, anonymous heroes of oral sex - the gloryhole girls. They don't care how good-looking or young you are, if you drive a fancy car or the color of your skin. All they care about is sucking your cock. So let's stroke one out for these kneeling goddesses and their neverending efforts to empty the balls of every stranger brave enough to stand up and salute though a hole in the wall.

[winstanley]

How about a round of one-handed applause for the unsung, anonymous heroes of oral sex - the gloryhole girls. They don't care how good-looking or young you are, if you drive a fancy car or the color of your skin. All they care about is sucking your cock. So let's stroke one out for these kneeling goddesses and their neverending efforts to empty the balls of every stranger brave enough to stand up and salute though a hole in the wall.

It's true. Their unselfish and tireless devotion to the needs of strangers' cocks is admirable. Winstanley salutes them in the only appropriate way.