As sexy as this would be, it wouldn’t work. Cum doesn’t fry up like egg white. Cum is NOTHING like egg white. It will bubble, evaporate, and burn. If you watch the American Gokkun video carefully, you will see a camera cut where they add egg whites to the pan. This is the substance that cooks.

Now, I HAVE cooked a cum omelette before. Let me tell you how to do it properly: mix equal portions cum and egg white. Whisk it together thoroughly. Pour it into a non-stick skillet, and cook on LOW heat. The people in the American Gokkun production are horrible, and they burned the hell out of that omelette. That’s why it tasted so vile. I can tell you from experience, if you enjoy the flavor of cum, a cum omelette tastes pretty nice, as long as you don’t burn it.

Seriously, however low you think you need to set your stove, I guarantee it is LOWER than that. You need gentle heat, and do not cook it past the point when the egg white starts to set. You should not have any browning on the omelette whatsoever. It will be a little soft and runny, but that’s about as best as you can hope for since you’re not cooking whole eggs. Cum is pretty runny stuff.