Facial hot takes & unpopular opinions

[WarmBlanket]

Don't take any of this too seriously, at the end of the day it's all just personal preference. Share yours if you'd like!

-maybe it's just because I've been exploring my facial fetish long enough to know exactly what I crave, but I'm generally not remotely interested in "facials" wherein the cum is lower than nose level. To me, the fundamental of good coverage is almost lot of cum at or above eye level. Stuff like this or completely disinterests me and isn't even worth calling a facial, imo. Nothing makes me cringe harder than when a clip advertised as a facial consists of a dude aiming right for the bottom of her chin. Give me a nice thorough covering like all day, and even if it's only a rope or two, just place it nicely like . It's not hard but so many content creators don't seem to understand this
-Similarly, dribblers can produce fantastic facials, but ffs actually position your dick over her forehead if you want competitive results. I'm watching because I want to see her face drenched, not her neck and chest
-pennycakez is the most underrated cumslut out there right now.
-annablossom is by a good margin the most overrated cumslut of all time
-no cumslut has done more for facials with fewer videos than mylittlehugot. not even beryl18
-ggkatie and shy lynn are probably, pound for pound, the two most consistent facial specialists out there. Amazing girls, world-class shooters, amazing reactions
-sofie gostosa, melody-katt, & jessnjamez really, really, REALLY need to get bukkake'd together. At least ten guys per face, with lots of cumplay and licking it off each other's faces afterwards. I would pay a decent sum for such a vid if they did it right.
-jadevow is a very solid cumslut overall (especially compared to the average) but I do think she's a bit overhyped. There are just hotter chicks out there who seem to enjoy taking facials more. Her shooter is GOAT-level, though.
-i'd give a facial over a creampie or mouthpie. Every. Single. Time. Without hesitation.
-the number one mistake I see most content producers making, amateur or pro, in otherwise solid facial vids is cutting off the video too quickly after the facial. for Christ's sake, it's the best part of your damn video, let me savor watching her savor it for a while
-i would rather watch a 7/10 chick take a nice load with enthusiasm, engagement,, and enjoyment than I would watch a 10/10 take a great load with disinterest, passivity, or disgust
-jeshbyjesh is a better shooter than Peter north.
-imagining yourself as the chick in a nice facial clip is fun (and hot) as hell!
-i couldn't tell you what the best facial ever filmed is, but the one with the amateur desi girl in the sex pistols t shirt sassing the guy and (rather clearly) pretending she isn't desperate to get her face plastered would be the first candidate I'd put on a top ten. the iconic facial wouldn't be too far behind
-facials where the face is obscured or blurred out for anonymity are a complete waste of time, 99.99% of the time.
-in a similar vein to my take earlier about the epidemic of clips that end too soon after the shot, I would rather have a clip end immediately after a facial than watch the girl towel it off or wash it off. Either leave it on your face to dry while cheerfully patterning on about how much you loved it or eat it off your face. The last thing I want to think about is how badly you want to get rid of it.
-if there's a production company that does facials better than youthlust, purely in terms of accurate, volumous, consistent shooters, I have yet to find it
-in my experience, there's sort of a big void for fetish erotica that focuses specifically on facials. If I'm wrong, please rec me some!
-theres a massive gulf in porn for react vids of chicks masturbating to facial compilations. carly rae summers did [ (although she reacted to a general cumshot compilation, not a facial compilation specifically) and it was awesome. Unfortunately after the purge and these days with all the copyright issues I'm not sure this sort of concept will ever take off.
-after the purge, xhamster is easily, easily, EASILY the best major tube site for facial fetishists
-overshooting more than one rope is a crime against humanity.
-if the load is big enough to spray from her clit to her hairline, I'd rather that entire load be on her face. Not that there's anything wrong with bodyshots, but...I know what I want, and what I want is as many milliliters of cum as possible on her face
-aiming for the eyes is corny

[bluedancer]

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[hhorner50]

I don't like "rating" peoples sharing of facials or amateur/homemade porn in general. Everyone who shares this kind of content is awesome imo.

Not sure if this is a hot take, but facials have nothing to do with degradation or domination for me. That way is a turn off for me. It's only hot for me if the girl is into it and smiles, even better if she asks for it.

[WarmBlanket]

I don't like "rating" peoples sharing of facials or amateur/homemade porn in general. Everyone who shares this kind of content is awesome imo.

Like I said, it's just a matter of my preference and shouldn't be taken seriously. People should like what they like and share what they want to share at the end of the day.. Although think it's well worth noting that most if not all of the people I mentioned are content sellers, which in my opinion certainly justifies rating their content in the same way people rate music, films, or hell, professional porn.

[littlejoe]

Don't take any of this too seriously, at the end of the day it's all just personal preference. Share yours if you'd like!

-maybe it's just because I've been exploring my facial fetish long enough to know exactly what I crave, but I'm generally not remotely interested in "facials" wherein the cum is lower than nose level. To me, the fundamental of good coverage is almost lot of cum at or above eye level. Stuff like this or completely disinterests me and isn't even worth calling a facial, imo. Nothing makes me cringe harder than when a clip advertised as a facial consists of a dude aiming right for the bottom of her chin. Give me a nice thorough covering like all day, and even if it's only a rope or two, just place it nicely like . It's not hard but so many content creators don't seem to understand this
-Similarly, dribblers can produce fantastic facials, but ffs actually position your dick over her forehead if you want competitive results. I'm watching because I want to see her face drenched, not her neck and chest
-pennycakez is the most underrated cumslut out there right now.
-annablossom is by a good margin the most overrated cumslut of all time
-no cumslut has done more for facials with fewer videos than mylittlehugot. not even beryl18
-ggkatie and shy lynn are probably, pound for pound, the two most consistent facial specialists out there. Amazing girls, world-class shooters, amazing reactions
-sofie gostosa, melody-katt, & jessnjamez really, really, REALLY need to get bukkake'd together. At least ten guys per face, with lots of cumplay and licking it off each other's faces afterwards. I would pay a decent sum for such a vid if they did it right.
-jadevow is a very solid cumslut overall (especially compared to the average) but I do think she's a bit overhyped. There are just hotter chicks out there who seem to enjoy taking facials more. Her shooter is GOAT-level, though.
-i'd give a facial over a creampie or mouthpie. Every. Single. Time. Without hesitation.
-the number one mistake I see most content producers making, amateur or pro, in otherwise solid facial vids is cutting off the video too quickly after the facial. for Christ's sake, it's the best part of your damn video, let me savor watching her savor it for a while
-i would rather watch a 7/10 chick take a nice load with enthusiasm, engagement,, and enjoyment than I would watch a 10/10 take a great load with disinterest, passivity, or disgust
-jeshbyjesh is a better shooter than Peter north.
-imagining yourself as the chick in a nice facial clip is fun (and hot) as hell!
-i couldn't tell you what the best facial ever filmed is, but the one with the amateur desi girl in the sex pistols t shirt sassing the guy and (rather clearly) pretending she isn't desperate to get her face plastered would be the first candidate I'd put on a top ten. the iconic facial wouldn't be too far behind
-facials where the face is obscured or blurred out for anonymity are a complete waste of time, 99.99% of the time.
-in a similar vein to my take earlier about the epidemic of clips that end too soon after the shot, I would rather have a clip end immediately after a facial than watch the girl towel it off or wash it off. Either leave it on your face to dry while cheerfully patterning on about how much you loved it or eat it off your face. The last thing I want to think about is how badly you want to get rid of it.
-if there's a production company that does facials better than youthlust, purely in terms of accurate, volumous, consistent shooters, I have yet to find it
-in my experience, there's sort of a big void for fetish erotica that focuses specifically on facials. If I'm wrong, please rec me some!
-theres a massive gulf in porn for react vids of chicks masturbating to facial compilations. carly rae summers did [ (although she reacted to a general cumshot compilation, not a facial compilation specifically) and it was awesome. Unfortunately after the purge and these days with all the copyright issues I'm not sure this sort of concept will ever take off.
-after the purge, xhamster is easily, easily, EASILY the best major tube site for facial fetishists
-overshooting more than one rope is a crime against humanity.
-if the load is big enough to spray from her clit to her hairline, I'd rather that entire load be on her face. Not that there's anything wrong with bodyshots, but...I know what I want, and what I want is as many milliliters of cum as possible on her face
-aiming for the eyes is corny

I admire your dedication and scholarship! Lots of good girls mentioned that i've never heard of before. Thank you!

[sebu]

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[masterandmargarita]

Thanks Warmblanket for kicking this off, for that entertaining commentary, and for referencing some new cum starlets that are worth looking up. Here are my hot takes:

-I think one reason facials are popular for a certain generation is the old dial-up internet days where you could only download short porn clips and saved time by skipping to the end, which was the cumshot clip
-there is a sperm competition study about men ejaculating more when they watch gangbang porn. I think they may have misinterpreted. It doesn't need to be gangbang porn with multiple men present, watch a cumshot compilation with 20 clips in a row from the same guy and I think you'll get the same result
-because amateur cam models need to interact with fans, it is now common for them to proudly wear a load on their face and show it off for several minutes. When your searches include "cam" you'll find lots of these examples. I had no interest in web cam clips until I discovered this
-Masturbating to Carly Rae while she masturbates to cumshots is the ultimate Cumception! Everyone should look up that masterpiece, also "Watch Girls Watch Porn" episode 2 is more casual but a similar concept
-Gotta love the scenes where women rub semen around on their face like moisturizer. Amber Jodin's "rubbing cum facial" is the one to beat, imo. ImMeganLive also has a couple of great facial clinic scenes
-Some of the best facials are hiding in scenes where it isn't the main draw. Mila Blaze and Cory Chase do a Mom Daughter thing and the resulting facial is one of my all-time favorites.
-Facial erotica is a thing- my thing. Although I've only written one book that is 100% about facials, the others sport a high facial count. I always wished there were more writers taking on the subject, but I suppose that was part of my motivation
-For mainstream literature, Kafka on the Shore, one of my favorite novels, has a graphic oral cumshot/cleanup in it, though not quite a facial.
-one benefit of the big porn hub purge: it is easier to find amateur facials, which I prefer. The amount of regular couples putting it out there now seems infinite
-Agreed Jesh is the greatest contemporary shooter, massive volume for sure. I do wish he would line up three or four women at a time, just to see the results
-All time greatest shooters? I'm factoring in the thickness, whitness of the load which is best for the camera. Peter North #1. Jesse Loads #2- his cumshots in Facial Cum Catchers are so good that I've always wondered if they are somehow fake? Gotta hand it to Keiran Lee as #3. Not the biggest load but a very photogenic load and he consistently decorates four faces at a time.
-I predict a future where you can safely cum on as many faces as you want, for an honest price. Maybe it's a VR thing, maybe prostitution gone the way of Starbucks, but I think it is going to happen

[Incognegro]

WarmBlanket...

I hear you, and I agree with almost everything you said, however....

I gotta say, in my opinion...'Sheisatang' on Reddit or as she is known on Fetlife as 'crazybeautiful4'..is giving everyone you mentioned, a run for their money.

[WarmBlanket]

WarmBlanket...

I hear you, and I agree with almost everything you said, however....

I gotta say, in my opinion...'Sheisatang' on Reddit or as she is known on Fetlife as 'crazybeautiful4'..is giving everyone you mentioned, a run for their money.

yea I'm a fan of her. She's an elite cumslut for sure. Lovely rack too, plus a world class shooter. Pretty sure she eats it off her face too, which puts her in a whole other level of cumsluttery tbh

[heyclammy]

Hey Warm Blanket, I am a new platinum member. I agree with your many hot takes, especially the best facials being eye level. Nothing worse than a hot chick eager to get her face painted only to have the guy leave a grain of rice on her chin.

I don't know of any pornstar who took more shots in her eye than Amy Reid. The Baker's Dozen scene with Sasha Knox is epic. Peter North gets her in both eyes in Natural Knockers 5. Falcon Zito glues her eyes shut in Ass Stretchers POV (Jules Jordan release.)

Thanks to for the facial queens list. I knew of Jade Vow and GGKatie, but the others were new to me.

Jesh is an awesome shooter as is the male talent at 2Drops and Cum Perfection. Bryan Gozzling shoots awesome facials, usually covering their foreheads and eyes. I'm not a fan of the spit fetish, but he's glued more than a few eyes shut. Jesse Loads has been around a while. Alex Legend shot with them for a while and was quite the face painter.

I'd like to see more facials delivered by pulling out of the pile driver position. Girl's on her back, heels over her head. Guy stands up and is shooting down at the 5 o'clock angle. There's some distance to travel, which if on target is the best! Also guy can adjust his aim easily as the ropes become drips.

I saw that director Mike John is shooting scenes again for Jules Jordan. Hopefully he can revisit some of his past glory by continuing his many cum themed titles.