
Originally Posted by
winstanley
In recent posts we have stressed the need for an objective way to assess sex.
We proposed the use of this checklist, against which a sex event could be measured.
The presence of any of these is a mark of sexual success.
The more of these that are achieved, the better the sex has been:
Woman has sperm dripping from her nose, ears or chin.
Woman has a long string or strings of sperm hanging off her.
Woman has ropes of sperm across her face.
Woman's body is splattered with sperm.
Woman has sperm in her hair.
Woman has sperm in her eyes.
Woman has sperm on her lips.
Woman has sperm on her tongue.
Woman has trouble hearing, seeing or speaking because of sperm.
Woman's open mouth has sperm visible inside it.
Woman has sperm running out of her mouth.
Woman is coughing or choking on sperm.
Woman has sperm on her breasts, shoulders neck etc
Woman has sperm in her ears or up her nose.
Woman has sperm on her clothes (if present).
Photography is essential. Photograph the woman immediately after sex. Our memories are imperfect. Only with pictures can we truly check what has been achieved. Photographs can be shared with other men in order to compare notes and bring an 'outside eye' to bear.