Would You Rather?

[Dimmesdale]

Question 1 answer - B) I’d rather cum on my wife’s face every day for a year than facial any celebrity I wanted. In fact, hypothetically, if a genie appeared and said I could give any woman in the world a facial, I would choose my wife, but I would ask the genie that I my load be both the most voluminous and the thickest I’ve ever had.

Question 2 answer) MMF.

For background: my wife is an attractive (busty, beautiful-pretty face) former high school cheerleader. When we met, she was in her mid-20s. Early in our relationship, I forget the details, but I essentially said I would require blowjobs. She blurted out, “. . . But I’m hot!” I now understand her point, but at that time, I was puzzled and thought it was a ridiculous statement: why does attractiveness matter? I discovered she didn’t know how to give a blowjob. I don’t want to know the details of her past, but I learned enough that she had fun in college. She wasn’t a party girl, but she wasn’t an angel either.

Like most of not all of you, I require blowjobs and facials in my sex life. I’d rather be single and looking than trapped in a sexually frustrating relationship. A girl, regardless of attractiveness, who didn’t give blowjobs was simply not a candidate to date.