I came home from work and Siobhan was crying the blues. She wanted $6000 for a boob job. I groaned and said "honey... you don't need $6000 for a boob job. Just take some toilet paper and rub it on your boobs every morning when you get up. They will grow huge "
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She sniffled and said "just how the hell will that work? "
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I shrugged a shoulder and said... "it worked on your ass ".
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then i wanted a blow job... yeah right... the corsair didn't get one for a very long time after that.