Wow! Dude, this is seriously brilliant! Great descriptive writing, and your message was spot-on through the very believable dialogue. I now have some new thoughts to impart to my potential suitors! And I do not mean that in a "I just learned a new manipulation" kind-of-way. I just mean that you really hit the nail on the head here, and now I can better verbalize the case behind my "deepest, darkest secret". That being the love of facials. I have yet to meet a woman (in almost 20 years of adulthood) who is OK with facials. Let the informed dialogue begin anew!

Thanks!