words

[filthycumslut]

Haha! My ex-wife was allergic to using just about any words when we first started dating. One night she says "I want you inside me..." So I licked my finger and started to slide it into her ass. She was like "Wha!? What are you doing? Stop that!" I responded "Is my finger not part of me, and is it not inside of you?" She scowled at me and told me that I knew full well that's not what she meant.

I laughed. I eventually cured her of calling my dick a "thingy" and other such foolishness. But she'd never would say pussy. She eventually compromised with "kitty"... but that was pretty much just to keep things out of her butt.

-SeedFeeder

wow, so you married a girl that called your dick a thingy, wouldnt say cunt or pussy AND wouldnt let you fuck her ass?????
was she like, insanely hot or something!?