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This reminds me of a story....When I was 15 me and my girl went to the movies. Afterwards she sucked me off behind the building. She wouldn't swallow, but did take that load to the face and on her brand new coat, just like the chick in this pic

ahhhh to be young

When her mother picked us up she saw the dried jizz stain on her daughters coat. She looked right at me and said....nice zski I just bought that fucking thing. Next time could you please pick a better place to cum.....

I was speechless.

Fuck that's hilarious! What did you and your girl do? You must have been pretty embarassed being called out like that!