Oh Piper, how do I adore thee... let me count the ways

1) You're a total slut
2) You're an absolute slut
3) You're an incredible slut
4) You're an adjective that makes this longer than the last one slut
5) You're a piss-drinking, piss-giving, cum-wearing, cum-slurping, cock-sucking, slut
6) You're pretty rad aside from all that too.