Piper!
You never stop amzing me! You are constantly taking your perverted sluttiness to new levels! You are truly my inspiration! I would die to see the DVP. You are no doubt the filthiest woman on earth! (What really makes you so damn sexy is your matter-of-fact way of describing your perverted antics, as though you were recalling a bicycle trip in the country!)
I bow to you, on bloody knees, your Highness!