Could it be 'a crowd', 'a covey', 'a company', 'a cohort', 'a colony', 'a congregation' ...??
If you used to collective noun for iguanas it could be 'a mess' of cocks, and there is actually a collective noun for swallows (the bird, in case you were in any doubt) which is 'a gulp of swallows' - ... so, 'a gulp' of cocks is good, but perhaps it could be 'a swallow' of cocks...??
But I'm going to suggest a new one: 'a gobble' of cocks.
But then again perhaps it should be 'a jizz' of cocks. Personally I don't think 'a load' really works, but perhaps 'a spunking', 'a soaking', 'a drenching'...??
What does anyone think? In fact... girls - tell us the collective noun of your stickier dreams...![]()