That was fun to read!

I know what you mean about the cum-drunk feeling. Perhaps it's "queezy" but that doesn't explain what causes it.

Researching whats in man-milk I found out what naturally occurring ingredient that causes the bloating and time on the toilet....it's sorbitol. (and it's a type of simple sugar IIRC) Look it up. You'll find it in lots of things and it has the same effect. How to counter it? I don't know, but having plenty of food in your stomach really does help!

Still worth it though...