What makes a facial a CLASSIC facial?

[DexMandrake]

For me, there are a number of key criteria for a great facial:

1) The woman must be naked - don't like any clothes at all;
2) There should be spurts of cum over the whole face, from hair through forehead, eyes, perhaps ears, mouth and finally chin. If any cum drips onto a pair of large natural breasts too, that's a bonus!
3) The woman should at least seem to be enjoying receiving the facial - mouth open, or, better, smiling
4) The quantity of cum needs to be decent too, for a good covering
5) No awful piercings or tattoos on the woman, and not so much make-up that she looks like a drag-queen
6) No obvious large fake tits - really puts me off

Some examples:

We have a LOT of the same criteria! Thank you very much for weighing into this thread!